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Comments:
kitty mac - 2005-10-25 08:06:31
Ha bloody ha!!!
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Andy - 2005-10-25 08:40:57
My favortie lazy joke:
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her.
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-10-25 08:58:46
How did Liberace's mom call him for lunch? "LUNCH FAGGOT!!!!" (must be screamed for full effect)
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Barb - 2005-10-25 09:21:26
How about this one? What is the difference between a Triscut and a lesbian? A triscut is a snack cracker.
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Perry Como's German Crack Whore - 2005-10-25 10:20:38
Three strings go into a bar. The barkeep yells at them, "Get out of here! We don't serve strings!" So they leave, but they really, really want a beer. Then, one of them gets an idea, and he shimmies and grooves turns and twists, and then shakes his head around. He walks back into the bar. The barkeep yells, "Didn't I tell you we don't serve strings here?" and the string says, "Oh -- I'm afraid not."
{As in "frayed knot"). HA!!!! And you have no idea what kind of hangover I'm fighting right now!!
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2005-10-25 13:28:48
WOWOWOW I'm laughing so hard at Perry's pun! I'm sick. I love puns!
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Sean - 2005-10-25 13:43:36
I highly recomend the Shaggy Dog Story type jokes ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggy_dog_story ). Some of the are really quite funny.
Okay, and now for some lame geeky programmer humor:
Two strings walk into a bar. The first string says "Hello, I'd like a rum and cokerhe7954454gh2kjn.,.43>>[][]21?24"
The second string says "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
Explination: in programming, you hold bunches of characters ( aka, strings ) in your computer memory. If a string isn't ended properly ( null-terminated ), the computer will happily keep reading past the end of your string, and mess up your computer.
I'll be quite now.
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unimpressed - 2005-10-25 13:58:55
I want the 5 minutes it tooke me to read that back.
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The Boy - 2005-10-25 14:14:09
"How much time did Sean waste typing in that crap ?"
Almost as much as we did reading it, fuckin idiots
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Squeakie - 2005-10-25 16:21:36
Sean's no idiot but he did make an ASCII of himself. Explanation: Geeks Rule! Especially CLOSET geeks.
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Emily - 2005-10-25 18:18:50
Bwah! Squeakie did the geek humor far better.
I think the rule is, if you don't think anyone is going to understand, either don't tell the joke, or don't explain, so that everyone feels stupid for not knowing what you mean.
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The Girl In Love With The Boy - 2005-10-25 19:11:21
dear boy, i don't know if you will ever read this, but your comments are usually better than ub's entry. i love you.
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joker - 2005-10-25 19:16:47
a bear goes into a bar. the bartender says, 'what can i get you?' the bear says, 'uhhhhhm. uhhhhhh. uhhhhhhm. uhhhhhh.' the bartender says, 'what's with the big pause?' the bear holds them up and says, 'these? i don't know, i've had them all my life.'
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Jamie - 2005-10-25 19:48:33
Haha, I LOVE the knock-knock joke!
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Jessica - 2005-10-25 23:08:01
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it. I suck at jokes, too.
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skc - 2005-10-26 05:57:38
My personal favorite:
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: Where's my tractor?
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mr 666 - 2005-10-29 13:57:21
why did the aboriginie trade his wife for a toilet seat?
because the whole was half as big and didn't stink as much
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