Erin - 2005-11-23 06:35:00
Yeh, you're right. Kids toys do suck. Thank god for no kids. Oh, and first!
Shizanestah - 2005-11-23 06:38:21
Damn you Erin! I gotta get up mighty early to beat you east coast mofo's. Poor Bob's at that stage when his kid's toys all blow. Good luck UB.
Nick the Greek - 2005-11-23 08:02:58
Everybody at work hates you because you're one of those guys who doesn't even give a damn about football, yet wins a pot every week because the board requires no actual football expertise. It's like being a life-long handicapper of horses, studying every facet of lineage, trainer, and jocky only to find yourself standing at the rail with $10,000 worth of losing pari-mutual tickets, wondering if your bookie/loan shark will still break your legs after you take a third mortgage on your home, and then having an Uncle Bob type next to you start whooping about winning $100,000 on his 50-to-1 shot he picked because the horse resembled his daughter's "My Little Pony" doll. Justifiable homicide? YOU make the call!
zoot - 2005-11-23 08:36:19
don't worry Uncle Bob, I have no life, so here I am...
IV:XX - 2005-11-23 08:56:13
No life here, either. Have a nice Thanksgiving, UB.
jenn - 2005-11-23 09:38:22
i like law and order.... everyone have a happy and safe thnksgvng.
meme - 2005-11-23 09:39:05
Uncle Bob where are you in the birth order, I am oh so curious??
Andy - 2005-11-23 10:47:53
Everyone at work hates you becaue you are an ass. It's got nothing to do with the money. Hey, have a happy T-day.
Nicole - 2005-11-23 12:25:52
I'm still here, us Canadian folk already had our thanksgiving LAST month. You guys are behind the times. Oh, and good luck with your suck ass christmas gifts!
vitamin c - 2005-11-23 13:18:03
I am around also. Try for cool reviews too! Oh, The Office was AWESOME last night. Have a great turkey day all!
Chris - The Original Chris - 2005-11-23 13:47:20
I'm at work...I wish I could work on thurs and fri because I've taken the first half of the week I'm thinking about how my next paycheck will be low...boooooooooo less money for the wild college child.
DanjerusKurves - 2005-11-23 14:18:25
It's not the majority that count. It's me. Yeah, that's it. Me.
teri - 2005-11-23 14:32:44
haha. im in new zealand. we dont even have thanksgiving here.
FOURTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!WHOO-HOO!!!!!! - 2005-11-23 16:22:55
Happy Thanksgiving All!!!
ScottyP - 2005-11-23 17:53:56
I have never missed nor will I ever miss an episode of "L&O SVU." That being said, I now realize how sad and shallow my life has become...
Squeakzilla - 2005-11-23 19:07:53
It's not the toys that suck. It's the reviewers and the overly protective parents. When I was a kid we made scooters out of a couple of two-by- fours and a dismantled roller skate, but then again, I have a steel plate in my head to show for it too.

Have a "happy" (read: "drunk-assed") holiday!
z. - 2005-11-23 22:43:56
Mexican so not thanksgiving here. Think of your international readers UB!!
NetMom - 2005-11-24 13:15:31
We need more chlorine in our gene pool. And I survived riding my bike all over town without a helmet (in Atlanta, for those who figured that was a country treat), played with ladyfingers (tiny firecrackers), learned to carve, played for hours and hours in the backyard with nothing more than the things I found growing back there, or fallen down from the trees. Hand me a few odd bits, and a few scraps of fabric, and some string or yarn, and I'd have a game going in no time. And this was at a time when the city was locking down because a serial killer was targetting children. Forget all the 'do everything for them' toys and get some good old fashioned imagination stretchers!

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