Meany - 2005-11-30 07:39:02
If I was the Winn-Dixie employee, I totally wuld have busted you out. I would have gotten on the speaker and been all "Price check for PRINCESS CEREAL. That's PRINCESS CEREAL. A man needs it for his [snort] LITTLE GIRL. Again, PRINCESS CEREAL."

But then, I'm kind of a bitch like that. By the way, have you ever thought that Andrew might like the cereal because he is developing an early fondness for cartoon princess-cleavage? Because that would mean he's not necessarily gay.
Shizanester - 2005-11-30 07:48:50
Oh Bob (shaking my head). What the hell are you trying to do with this crazy gay cereal. I don't care if it comes with a free bag of weed and makes my schlong grow, that cereal is totally flaming. Look what you got your self into now. Heh heh.
MrsCoble - 2005-11-30 08:20:42
At least I can say I have a little girl. This is what you get for showing your son Disney Princess movies, instead of nice, wholesome, violent stuff. Like Star Wars movies. That's the ticket. MY son likes Darth Vader cereal. HA!
zoot - 2005-11-30 08:26:20
you should have just said "NO!" very loud and angrily and just left. Those buttheads KNOW they can't help you. They just wanted to make you feel like an idiot because people in the food and retail industry have a vendetta out against their customers. Believe me. I know.....
ungay - 2005-11-30 08:34:20
Princess cereal is like a nudie mag to a five year old stud. It's like a four-slut centre-fold to him. Get him princess cereal. Hell man, the Little Mermaid will give any pre-pubescent dude a tiny boner.
Andy - 2005-11-30 08:54:03
Serves you right for being "Chirpy".

I thought of Cinderella and Arielle last night while making love to my wife.
Bravo - 2005-11-30 09:16:35
It's entries like this that demonstrate why you're the King of Diaryland.
Not Cindy Crawford - 2005-11-30 09:43:17
TMI Andy! lol
Barry - 2005-11-30 09:55:30
Originally,they thought is was the crinkle of your Depends,but they figured it out (the trail of pastel marshmallows leaking out your pantleg didn't help) HE STUFFS HIS UNDERWEAR WITH THE STUFF!
The Boy - 2005-11-30 09:56:48
UB... tell them you were looking for hte lusive "Marathon Bar" and walk out... they don't make them anymore, but they were the greatest candybar ever created. 12" of sweet braided caramel covered in chocolate..... even better after a big bowl of cock-tease cereal
Crustacean - 2005-11-30 10:09:11
Just because you show up at the Winn-Dixie with a son in tow doesn't mean you couldn't have a daughter at home. I think you should feel free to roam their bankrupt aisles at will. Besides, Andrew might want to pet the dogboy, or feed it some Princess cereal to go with its produce.
Arf - 2005-11-30 10:10:41
TFF (too fucking funny). By the way, how's Andy liking his Screen Machine motorcyle thingie? Does he play with it at all still? 'Cuz my younger kids (just-4 & just-5) are *loving* theirs! Their driving ability is totally scary, since I all hear is them crashing the damn bike into the dock, the other cars, that ditch on the left... They'll hop on and cruise for even just a minute if that's all they've got. I've grown immune to the racket it makes ... thanks, UB, for making me deaf, and teaching my kids how to get road rash!
Princess Jasmine, the one they left out. - 2005-11-30 10:12:47
UB, keep the box when it runs out and refill it with the stuff in the huge cheap bags on the bottom shelf, you know, the Winn-Dixie knockoffs: Cheeriums, Corn Flecks, Rice Krapsees, whichever is closest to Princess Cereal. He'll never find out if nobody here tells. . .
curly - 2005-11-30 10:13:55
carful, buy too much drew's gonna get sick of it. and yea...ariel is mad fine. red heads do something for me
Erica - 2005-11-30 10:32:27
I feel your pain. My daughter wants a Darth Vader birthday party for her 7th next month.
Anubis - 2005-11-30 11:00:45
Ya know, there's something to be learned by this. Every young stud out there likes princess cleavage....seriously....or was I the only one?
Plop Phizz - 2005-11-30 11:29:45
I have to agree that the front of the box is marketed for girls and boys. Girls, for the obviously princess fantasy of being whisked away and pampered forever more. Boys, because...well, sex...every one of those Disney babes has a "come hither" look on their faces. Which doesn't explain what, exactly, a guy is supposed to do with the little mermaid after he has seduced her, but the androgynous marketing ploy is definitely there. -- P.P.
danelle - 2005-11-30 11:47:13
As long as you're cool with Andrew bringing his new "friend" Rick* home for Christmas vacation when he is in college. *Rick wears red vinyl pants, has his hair in a modified gel-infused mowhawk, and sings Moulin Rouge tunes while doing the dishes. Not that there's anything *wrong* with that.
Perry Como's German Crack Whore - 2005-11-30 12:04:01
What the hell is wrong with a girl wanting a Darth Vader party? Better that than a fucking Leia party, with all those brunette doughnuts floating around in white gowns. And who cares what the people who work in a WINN-DIXIE think anyway? Next time, go there in a wedding dress, UB. And bring your son. WTF people, it's only CEREAL.
vitamin c - 2005-11-30 13:31:28
Damn, Bob, all you had to do was say it was for your CHILD! I think you should have took off running diving over cars just to make them chase you, frisk you for stolen steak. Now that would be awesome. Oh, my 5 y.o. son has a huge powerpuff girl poster on his wall. Hmmm.
saidnot - 2005-11-30 15:35:14
Oh Bob! Have you noticed the box says "Limited Edition?" Limited Edition, Bob! You better buy as much of that prissy girly cereal as you can lay your perverted little hands on and stash it somewhere. You DO NOT want to go through Limited Edition cereal withdrawls with a kid. Been there, done that ... God help me if I ever have to go there again! Betty Ford has it easier with the Hollywood heroin hounds.
carolyn - 2005-11-30 16:03:17
heh heh heh, betrayed ya own son. Shame on you Bob. A healthy boy with an appetite for sugary superheroines. Better than super sugary heroin.
Jamie - 2005-11-30 18:40:38
Here's an idea... go out and buy 'monster truck man penis testosterone' cereal, or something along those lines, and tell Andy it's Princess cereal. That way we'll know if he likes it because of the taste, or... well.... if he just wants to be a princess.
erin - 2005-12-05 14:28:42
hahah hahaha hahahhahahahaa!!!!! wait six months and go back, the manager will be gone by then.

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