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Comments:
Paige - 2005-12-05 08:00:03
Santa looks uncomfortable...
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LoreleiP - 2005-12-05 08:34:28
Are you raising a young Pat Boone? What's with the white shoes?
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-12-05 08:45:28
For a second, I thought that the picture was a re-enactment of the club scene, where you had worn a Santa costume to the club and the club manager just looked a lot younger, more boyish and a little less goth.
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Meany - 2005-12-05 08:55:15
Ha ha! Pimp so fuuuunny.
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Melanie - 2005-12-05 09:04:11
Toys R Us online has them. Do people really go to toy stores anymore?
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The Boy - 2005-12-05 10:22:18
SIXTH !! UB you needed to get your handheld mike down in your pocket and let her booty buff that thing to give the people the sound of the "cordoroy rub-down" over the PA. Mr Gothika would stop the loofah-love-rub in a about 10 seconds, plus she'd need at least 2 seconds to wonder if that was your mike or your "Wonder Weased".
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Amy - 2005-12-05 11:16:29
Uh, you worry about the *cereal* he's eating and you dress him like THAT, with the Perry Como shoes? I don't get it.
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Elyse - 2005-12-05 11:24:48
Tell Andrew that Santa called you to confirm and you ended up just faxing him a copy of the original list.
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robin - 2005-12-05 12:58:24
man, I had that Donnie Iris album. I agree - "love is like a rock" is underappreciated!
And funny story about the ass grinding!!
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Spamneggs - 2005-12-05 13:16:03
Goth manager chick was looking for sweet UB brand chorizo with which to fill her soft taco.
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Andy - 2005-12-05 13:30:09
You did right to embarrass her UB. I mean wtf? I hate it when a woman grinds her ass agaist me. ohh. yuk. icky.
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Perry Como's German Crack Whore - 2005-12-05 13:51:10
Yo Amy! You dig my shoes!! Pick you up at eight -- we'll eat Princess cereal and go ass-grinding.
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Squeakzilla - 2005-12-05 14:59:20
Doesn't Andrew look like a mini-me verson of Robert Redford? The goth girls only mistake was not to sniff your ass first, prior to beginning her grind. Dang, somebody put too much egg nogg in my brandy - again!
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awittykitty - 2005-12-05 16:54:51
DATELINE Thursday: Anorexic Santas...the untold story...
20/20 Friday: Sexual Harrassment in the Workplace....When your female boss comes onto you with a report by John Stossel.
Yup, you've certainly got a lot of things covered here, Uncle Bob.
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IbePiglet - 2005-12-05 18:58:26
This kid has friggin' huge hands!
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jenn - 2005-12-05 19:11:49
you're the only man who'd complain about having a woman grind her ass into you.
and i dont trust Santa. He grabbed my ass a few years ago. that was traumatising
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Annie - 2005-12-05 19:22:02
Have to chime in on the shoes. In the name of all that is good and holy, please never put those on Andrew again. Ever. He's a cute, cute kid who should not be made to sport miniature versions of Cousin Eddie's prized white pletha kicks.
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Jamie - 2005-12-05 21:15:16
Erm.... doesn't 'last call' rhyme with 'alcohol' a lot more than 'at all' does?
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George - 2005-12-06 10:18:53
I'm glad Santa is keeping those hands where we can see them. That pic looks like one department store lawsuit too many. . .
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Boschka - 2005-12-07 12:34:44
UB..LMAO...before anyone gets all worked ujp..I laughed out freakin loud at the bit about Andrew's shoes and the Polio.....and I have polio..bless your twisted little brain.
As for the contract..as said above....sue their ass's...
Yup..I work for attorneys
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Boschka - 2005-12-07 12:34:52
UB..LMAO...before anyone gets all worked up..I laughed out freakin loud at the bit about Andrew's shoes and the Polio.....and I have polio..bless your twisted little brain.
As for the contract..as said above....sue their ass's...
Yup..I work for attorneys
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