Comments:

Good Morning - 2005-12-13 07:10:12
FIRST!!!!!!!!! Wheeeee! The POT PIE
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Mark - 2005-12-13 07:20:40
Second...Gotta love some pie man.
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Meany - 2005-12-13 07:21:58
Start calling Joe "Jose" and convince him you forgot how to speak English. If he doesn't fall for it, I bet he'll at least get the hint.
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anenigma - 2005-12-13 07:29:04
Damn, you mean I could have gotten a blowjob? Shit.
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Shizanester - 2005-12-13 07:41:04
Holy shit Bob! I totally thought you were shittin me about the whole Joe suckin cock for 20 bucks. Thats fuckin hilarious that he's tell you that. I can't wait to hear more about this guy. Sounds like a real piece of work.
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Jessica - 2005-12-13 08:12:37
I highly doubt Joe actually said he sucked some peen.
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zoot - 2005-12-13 09:04:29
is this guy for real? I don't go around the office asking people to guess what I did over the weekend. He's far from a saint if he has to fish for compliments and kudos for a "job well done". And I'm not talking about blow jobs......
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Andy - 2005-12-13 09:24:54
Yea, that Joe sounds like a real asshole.

Where the hell do you work? A lead paint factory?
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Amy - 2005-12-13 09:26:13
If only you were *funny*, it'd make the fact that you're an ASSHOLE almost worthwhile...
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Diana - 2005-12-13 10:37:56
I would stick to brown bagging it at my desk. No more microwave anything.
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Not Cindy Crawford - 2005-12-13 10:39:26
Hmmm...just an idea...why don't you just go back to your desk while your lunch is heating up in the microwave? :oP
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Sarah - 2005-12-13 10:43:13
I haven't read in a long time and this was hilarious... And even more funny might be the comments section. I'd like to offer congradulations on the evidently undying loyalty of your fans. Way to go on master-minding your World Wide Web army. Seems as though you write from behind a well-fortified wall of loyal followers who, when you issue from command central, respond "How high? How HIGH? HOW HIGH?" Or maybe I've seen Jarhead one too many times. Stay fly Monseignor, stay fly
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Perry Como's German Crack Whore - 2005-12-13 11:48:25
No joke, UB, I had the same conversation with a Joe who used to work with my husband. Anybody who doesn't know Hendrix is..... well, you know. Joe changed jobs; started working for the Chicago Public Schools, south side, because he thought it would be easy. Uh huh. With regard to your homeless friend, tell him he should joined the Union, because we got forty bucks a job.
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Calm Canuck - 2005-12-13 12:07:57
Only $20 for an UB, oops, BJ? Wow. Doesn't that suggest a way to kill the time while waiting for your sixty-cent pot pie? I have a friend that make pot cookies, but I've never heard of pot pie before. I went to Toronto to visit a friend once. He forgot I was coming and left town. I spent two nights sleeping on the Scarborough Golf Course near his apartment building before I gave up. Technically I wasn't homeless either, just temporarily unaccomodated.
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Damn - 2005-12-13 17:22:28
Like I really want to relive the conversations you had with people during the day.
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Fuzzy Grey - 2005-12-13 19:22:15
That is such a shame that Joe doesn't watch much teevee. He's totally missing the boat where he could have everyone in the office ROOLLLIN' in the aisles with, "Uncle Boooooooob... nukin' pot pie. Bobbaroni, bringin' his lunch...leavin' early!!" That would be super really funny.
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LJ - 2005-12-13 21:44:19
What the balls?!
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zoot - 2005-12-14 08:17:55
and I swear, if this entry is fake I'm so gonna kick your ass. I'm thinking it is fake, because how can someone be that stupid? Although I've met plenty of stupid people in my day...
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Steve - 2005-12-14 08:18:37
I'm gonna have to call "bullshit" on this one. I think this entry is way exaggerated.
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ANDY - 2005-12-14 09:19:34
Absolutely Bull shit. Who the hell nukes a pot pie for 4 minutes? It's a least 6.
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Joe (from the Lunchroom) - 2005-12-14 09:19:56
That's the last time I try to be nice to that Bob guy... I felt sorry for him too. It's really getting on my nerves, having to make lame talk with people coming into my work space.
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-12-14 12:44:19
Holy hell, you can get PAID to give a BJ? . . . um, are you asking us to send you $20 for your "lunch breaks"?
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Squeakzilla - 2005-12-14 15:52:58
Make a hat out of aluminum foil and every time you need to microwave something, place the hat on your head. The only sure-fire weird-guy repellant is being an even weirder guy. If Joe gets curious and asks why you're "foiled", whisper and refer him to the www.coasttocoastam.com website. Later, make a hat for Joe and slip it to him with a knowing wink.
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