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Comments:
Not Cindy Crawford - 2005-12-21 08:11:40
Happy Kwanzaa back at ya!
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Fred Sanford - 2005-12-21 08:11:58
Merry Christmas to you too, dummy!
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Paige - 2005-12-21 08:13:14
Happy Holidays, Uncle B!
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michellio - 2005-12-21 08:21:05
"Fa la la la.." ahh, fuck it.
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Alrighty Then - 2005-12-21 08:55:02
Elizabeth would be pissed, dummy.
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Andyt - 2005-12-21 09:15:25
titty fuck...be classy; the french call it "cravate de banquiers" which means "Bankers Tie". You figure it out. And while Chapelle Could have been influenced by the Dark Crusaders, I personally think it has more to do with a insanely out of control drug problem.
Merry Crhistmass too, assbreath. :^)
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zoot - 2005-12-21 09:28:50
that is one awesome illustration of Fred Sanford. If I may say so. And I just did. So there.
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tina - 2005-12-21 10:00:35
Kwanzaa has actually been around for more like 35 years. It's a BLACK holiday which is my you mofos don't know about it, so before you go dissin' it learn about it.
PS- HAPPY HOLIDAY!
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Meme - 2005-12-21 10:00:48
I read the Chappelle show theory and well, it sounds too much like " a friend of a friend told me...." anyhow I will miss the show, I thought it was brilliant and I loved the Tiger Woods draft pick.... that was a favorite!
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mattie gee - 2005-12-21 10:02:20
heh. bankers tie.
plus fred sanford. bawby you rule.
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The Boy - 2005-12-21 10:13:34
Eleventh.... nice Kwanzaa rap, and you do understant that it has NOTHING to do with religion or spirituality... so pray to mighty 40 oz. or whatever your rap-game tells you... plus you're going to hell for the post, white man.
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rd - 2005-12-21 10:35:14
there's also the issue that season three of chappelle's show is going to air on comedy central soon, and they've already aired a preview. kind of puts a hole in the theory..
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weezy - 2005-12-21 11:14:08
you guys all realize that "the theory" is supposed to be a joke right?....anyone?......
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Dr. Maulana Karenga - 2005-12-21 11:24:48
I'd poke a Kwanzaa hole in Tyra Banks' theory....Happy Umoja, Mofos.
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Andy - 2005-12-21 11:45:34
yo. yo Tine, Yuyp Kwanza (loosely Swahili for "first fruits) has a Loooooong history, it goes all the way back to the mid 60's. =, It was started by Dr. Karenga as an alternative holiday for blacks. (cause we all know that Christmas is just another way "the man" keeps them down. It's paganistic, manmade, exclusive and honestly, a joke.
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steph - 2005-12-21 12:09:22
I love how you "write a rap" song that is actually by Akon and Young Jeezy lol..and which had nothing to do with Kwanzaa! It was funny none the less.
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Alexis - 2005-12-21 15:29:14
Shit! you beat me to the Chappelle post entry! You bastard! I read that yesterday and I have been in fear of Oprah and Cosby...like bone chilling fear. I really think it all happened...at least 80% of it. How else could they get him to ditch 50 million dollars? Only make him feel like a crazy ass...right? Now I am off to go build my anti-Oprah bunker in my basement.
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Squeakzilla - 2005-12-22 07:12:32
The last time someone slid something across my desk with BULLSHIT stamped neatly across the title in bold red...
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jan brady - 2005-12-22 11:33:55
The Chappelle Show was BLATANTLY "INFLUENCED" by MR. SHOW. Some stuff on Chappelle was practically STOLEN from Mr. Show. The most popular and critically acclaimed skits were basically modeled on Mr. Show skits. Some of the stuff on Chapelle that appeared to be its most original stuff was actually taken directly from Mr. Show. So, if you miss "The Chappelle Show," - just go pick up a Mr. Show DVD and let Bob and David show you - in a much more hilarious fashion - the direction "The Chappelle Show" would have gone had it been around any longer :)
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mattie gee - 2005-12-22 13:56:38
frankly, david cross could have stopped at the "henderson valley eggs" bit he used to do in his stand up. it was funnier than mr. show.
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jafer - 2005-12-24 16:37:04
Merry Christmas and a Happy 2006!
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kingchadron - 2005-12-25 04:30:51
when did uncle bob join the clan. guess i havent read in awhile.fuck im out. asshole!(N)
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26th - 2005-12-26 18:31:51
Soooo how did that whole "Kwanzaa" thing work out for you and yours lol?
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Elyse - 2005-12-27 08:30:15
I've been laughing at the thought of this post for two days. "Something to rap about on Kwanzaa morning"? Damn, that is comedy.
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hydrogeek - 2005-12-27 11:21:47
All the rage around my house this Christmas holiday was the "Charlie Brown Kwanzaa" on Ebaum's world. I'm too lazy to link to it, but you should all check it out.
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vitamin c - 2005-12-28 00:05:22
Ok, Bob, your Christmas vacation is over. Get the hell back on here and tell us about it...
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KA - 2005-12-30 12:44:40
Did Xmas eat you? Get back to posting damnit. I say this most lovingly, of course.
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2005-12-30 12:46:18
ditto C, comeon...work isn't the same without your blog ):
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Steve - 2005-12-31 13:41:34
I can only hope that Uncle Bob's continued silence means he's dead. Only then will it feel like Christmas.
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Jenni - 2005-12-31 19:47:42
Bob, get back soon. I miss you. I hope this long absence isn't from anything serious. I tend to worry about people when they are gone. So just incase, Get Well Soon!!
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duh - 2006-01-02 17:27:49
You read my mind, Steve.
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Aria - 2006-01-02 22:30:51
hell of a long holiday, UB. you had better be having a good time. come back soon, or, you know, whenever you feel like it
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