Shizanester - 2006-01-16 07:48:07
Yes, first! Much love from your sand nigga brotha over here UB. Keep it real yo! heh heh
Jenn - 2006-01-16 08:17:15
yes, yes you are gay. Tell the wifey, then leave her and start making out with karoeke boys. And don't forget to have fun!
The Boy - 2006-01-16 11:08:11
Third... and nice Prodigy reference in the post title. no you aren't gay... but you aren't going to get any interns telling them about skin cancer either. Take a page from Lord Hamilton of the Oompa Loompa-tribe and get some bronzer... mic NAzi
tali - 2006-01-16 11:20:45
I thought the wireless microphone that the person was using was the house system's...not yours?
Meany - 2006-01-16 11:37:42
You think you had it bad? My husband just bought a BULLHORN. Yes, a BULLHORN. With which he summons me from the living room. Now quitcher bitchin'.
Mrs. Coble - 2006-01-16 12:31:19
No, you're not gay. You're married, even in your dreams, and even if you're 10 years younger and unmarried in said dream. For some reason, I do that shit, too. My son can join yours in hell. Mine likes to pretend that he's shooting someone, then says, "You goddamn motherfucker!" I really have to watch what I say when I'm driving.
Payoolay - 2006-01-16 14:24:36
You're not gay, UB ... just bisexual ... it's all good. Best of both worlds (she says knowingly). *wink*
Connie - 2006-01-16 15:04:16
Haha! Good luck with the blaspheming. I won't have to deal with that for at least ten years.
Ridiculous Name Man - 2006-01-16 16:23:59
Tell Andrew to touch some shit. Nothing cures the swears like touching shit does.
Not So Ridiculously Named Lady - 2006-01-16 16:29:46
You'll be like Denis Leary who had to go to his kid's school because his kid kept singing an "explicit" song. (whispering it was the aye ess ess hole song)
Mel - 2006-01-16 16:54:46
Is it just me, or does "aye" translate into i?
DanjerusKurves - 2006-01-16 17:12:16
Have you tried the old "God's last name is not Dammit" ploy? ... and this coming from an atheist! I should get a prize. Really.
emopirate - 2006-01-16 17:35:38
my lil brother cusses too, its cute for a while, but 4 and 5 is a bit young...he says damnit allll the time. but what do ya do?
Faville - 2006-01-16 19:03:40
I'm totally jealous--I wish I could say "GUARANFUCKINGTEE" to people at my job. But since I teach 9-13 year olds that sort of thing is frowned upon, even when they're acting like total assholes.
Gene - 2006-01-16 19:19:27
Isn't that just like someone from Madison?

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