Comments:

Rachel - 2006-01-20 09:22:32
eeewww
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mnlady - 2006-01-20 09:23:43
Better keep your day job, Unk.
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Spamminator - 2006-01-20 09:35:10
That was spermtastic! Reminds me of my last performance review.
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metanoia - 2006-01-20 09:41:59
You are the best... so insightful and sensitive.
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sniffable - 2006-01-20 09:48:23
you write erotica good
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outfoxed - 2006-01-20 09:51:23
. . . ever on the cutting edge.
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The Boy - 2006-01-20 10:06:18
I want to hurl now.... can I hurl on your keyboard, because that was grosser than Seven. ick
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Shelly - 2006-01-20 10:17:35
Uhhhh.... Yeah.... So Un-erotic... But, very funny... keep up the good work UB!!! lol..
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Whinerhater - 2006-01-20 10:37:16
Um. Can we go back to the stories about how Andrew has to get fillings from eating too much Princess Cereal? PLEASE?
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Perry Como's German Crack Whore - 2006-01-20 10:40:26
Please, please, please???
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Squeakzilla - 2006-01-20 11:06:13
Nice James Brown impersonation, Perry Como's German Crack Whore. I feel like a cable subscriber who has inadevertantly recieved porno on a regular channel. I mean, I didn't want to read it, but somehow I couldn't stop! BTW UB, we all know how meticulous you are with your lawn care, ergo, Terrence must equal YOU.


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Sandra - 2006-01-20 11:27:51
The future of your erotica career doesn't look good, UB.
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Genghis Jon - 2006-01-20 11:30:07
This was the funniest thing I've ever read on the internet. Bob, you're king!
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Ridiculous Name Man - 2006-01-20 11:37:40
Sponging Vaginas is highly under rated.
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Calm Canuck - 2006-01-20 12:03:43
"Demounted" hahahaha That's great bad erotica, U.B.
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Kara - 2006-01-20 12:05:12
EW!!!!!
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Whinerhater - 2006-01-20 12:06:25
Yeah, the Sponging Vaginas sure have improved since their debut album. Word is they're going to open for Poison on their next tour....
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Karen - 2006-01-20 12:20:22
That is the best appetite supressant ever. I feel ill.
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Meany - 2006-01-20 12:46:14
I ... I think ... I'm going to ... throw up .. a little. Right now. Ugh, thank God I don't know anyone named Terrence.
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IV:XX - 2006-01-20 14:39:19
i WAS eating lunch...
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erin - 2006-01-20 15:19:27
hahahaha! i'm putting that into stumbleupon.
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The tongue - 2006-01-20 15:58:42
EWWWW! And to think I was in your mouth once :SHUDDER:
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DanjerusKurves - 2006-01-20 20:40:23
Time to go check and see if my batteries need to be replaced ... the ones in my toothbrush, that is. :)
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frustrated-anais-nin - 2006-01-21 00:54:31
i would right bad erotica for you, ubbie, but the form refuses to work properly and keeps telling me to hit the back button and post again.
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Chunk - 2006-01-21 05:40:43
I just threw up into my mouth a little bit.
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fishy - 2006-01-21 06:03:09
*shivers*
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Bingoguy - 2006-01-21 09:30:00
Smoking the Wife's Crack Pipe Again, Bawb?
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shoshie - 2006-01-21 16:42:43
I WANT MORE! Unkie, I just had to lie to my eight-year-old who heard me snorting in my office. I told her I was choking on my salad, which, I guess I was. That was awesomely disturbingly funny.
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Damien - 2006-01-21 20:37:52
Excellent Bob. You are a classic.
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Steve - 2006-01-22 20:45:16
What, thats it? I paid for the full hour!
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marianne - 2006-01-23 02:56:53
"Terrence drilled Mrs. Hoover's vagina like a homeless man digging through a McDonald's dumpster at closing time." well, you certainly know how to turn a girl on don't you?
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