Comments:

Mark - 2006-01-26 08:39:55
FIRST!!! Luv ya Bob
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K - 2006-01-26 08:40:02
Lance it
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Some Girl - 2006-01-26 08:49:09
The correct spelling is "discreet." Thank you for playing.
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Kaire - 2006-01-26 08:50:32
Oh please, like you don't really have boils?
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Vixen - 2006-01-26 09:03:06
The Mexicans are coming! The Mexicans are coming! That really cracked me up. Great entry!
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Jan Brady - 2006-01-26 09:36:49
You know...UB is correct...seriously...Mexicans really ARE stupid.
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Barb - 2006-01-26 09:36:50
hey Vixen, heads up, the Mexicans are already HERE.
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Osniffable - 2006-01-26 09:47:32
i think your crazy. I thought The Aristocrats was not only hysterically funny, but incredibly interesting. And it basically included the greatest living legends in comic history. Make sure to check out the extra footage of the comedians.
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Nightmare - 2006-01-26 10:14:54
Sweet Jesus! I'm glad you made it home before the maurading bands of Mexicans.
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C - 2006-01-26 10:19:33
UB, I live in Mexico and I can guaran-damn-tee you that if there were more economic opportunities available here (hello to real free trade, please) no Mexican would be caught dead in redneck town where everyone thinks they are stupid and/or dishonest because they are working their butts off in a job that you--through the grace of citizenship--don't have to do. You've been cracking me up for years . . . dude, what happened today? Penis boils are much funnier than racism.
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Elisha - 2006-01-26 10:54:23
I have something that can help with those boils. Actually I don't, I just thought if I said I did then you'd think I have boils on MY penis, except that I don't have a penis so that hardly works.
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The Boy - 2006-01-26 10:57:12
C -- shut up and elect a non-corrupt gov't/police force. Any country that is pissed off that the US wants to improve border control needs a checkup from the neck up. but since you have email and a computer and read UB, you probably are more educated and coherent than the Mexican labor force seen in most of the Southeast/SouthWest/Texas/california. Fight the good fight down there to make it better... Vaya con Dios!
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Shelly - 2006-01-26 11:01:13
Congratulations on FINALLY getting your DVD recorder and for the love of God do something about the boil... and FAST before it spreads... lol.. just kidding... Boils don't spread, and I REALLY don't believe you have any boils either...
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Mel - 2006-01-26 11:23:50
The Boy and C -- UB isn't racist, he's making fun of racists. If you can't see that I really don't know what to tell you. Maybe wiki "irony" or "sarcasm"?
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Whinerhater - 2006-01-26 12:05:30
Hey The Boy -- YOU shut up and elect a non-corrupt government. Any coutry with DUBYA as president has no right to complain. To suggest, sure, but not complain.
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Valja - 2006-01-26 12:13:52
discrete is a knd of mathematics. cheers, UB!
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Teralyne - 2006-01-26 13:41:49
I did not think about the Mexicans but I knew they would leave it with a note...glad ya finally got it anyway.
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The Boy - 2006-01-26 13:44:17
Whiner -- you're really not comparing mexican federales and 4 decades of their leadership to W, are you ? plus this isn't a red/blue state thing like you want it to be. Irony is that someone called whinerhater is whining, and I'm not calling UB racist either. try wiki on sarcasm... interesting! here's what is says : "to cut a piece of flesh (from the targeted person)" maybe lancing a boil counts ?
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Squeakzilla - 2006-01-26 14:45:26
"Non-corrupt government" is an oxymoron, isn't it? I wonder if UB's non-existent boil is related to that numb hand he confessed to having the other morning? My gardener is from El Salvador (I think he came to California via Mexico though. Does that count?).
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DanjerusKurves - 2006-01-26 16:49:26
Uncle Dick Boil ... I like it, it has a nice ring to it.
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Jamie - 2006-01-26 20:20:31
I don't even know what a DVR is. *sigh*
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Martin - 2006-01-27 00:47:17
"you're really not comparing mexican federales and 4 decades of their leadership to W, are you ?" I wouldn't. I don't know the federales well enough to insult them like that.
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Andy - 2006-01-27 09:55:43
Jaime, DVR= Digital Video Recorder. (A Tivo).All the cool kids have one. They are terrific. It will allow UB to record his favorite shows: Queer eye for the Straigh Guy, Will and Grace and of course, The Golden Girls.
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The Boy - 2006-01-27 09:57:33
HAH! Martin... your Gore for 2008 button has some dust on it pal...
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Whinerhater - 2006-01-27 13:33:28
The Boy, I did not whine. If I had whined, my entry would have been, "But, Boooooyyyyyy... whyyyyyyyy don't you tryyyyto just get aloooonng?? Whyyyyy? Whyyyyyyy?" Please re-read my statement. I did not whine. I simply slapped your ass. And you know you like it (why else would you post like that?), so shut up.
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Martin - 2006-01-27 15:07:04
Long time reader, very irregular comment poster. I work for DHL. When you said your DVR was being delivered by our company a bit of pee shot out of my own...err you know...and not from happiness, but from dread and doom. Not that there is anything wrong with DHL, its just that when you work for a shipping company...you tend to know how horribly wrong things can go when they go wrong. I'm glad to see you were not a statistic, because then you would have to bash my company. Actually that would be kind of cool. Did I ever tell you the one about the time a package was delivered and it smelled like pee? No...well maybe some other time.
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Perry Como's German Crack Whore - 2006-01-27 16:32:48
Hey Martin! I hear DHL provides great benefits!! Will you marry me?
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2006-01-27 17:36:30
I HATE DISCRETE MATHEMATICS! DISCRETE MATHEMATICS SUCKS!
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ZZLS - 2006-01-28 03:12:10
Yay politics, and all the people who are brought together by politics! Seriously!
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2006-01-28 04:00:52
Forget politics, I'm not kidding, get exposed to any amount of discreet math and it will make you cry! NOT KIDDING!
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