Fishy - 2006-01-30 08:13:24
zoot - 2006-01-30 09:15:02
I was watching VH1's most embarrassing celebrity moments er some crap like that- and unbeknownst to me, Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas had pissed herself at a show. I don't know when or where, I could care less, but the most important thing is that SHE PISSED HERSELF ON STAGE! Then tried to say she was "sweating". Heh, sweating the piss right out of her... so maybe it will become cool to piss yourself on stage?
osniffable - 2006-01-30 09:41:52
thats true. maybe pissing yourself is the new crotch grab.
It's here - 2006-01-30 09:51:41
Squeakzilla - 2006-01-30 09:58:40
I know I'm gonna get jumped in here, but... everybody's tinkled on themselves before, they just don't want to admit it. I'm not talking about a full bladder release, I mean a tinkle! A one on one fight is not as exciting as a full on brawl. It happens when the kickee has a bunch of his crew on site unbeknowst to the kicker.
The Boy - 2006-01-30 10:09:36
UB needs a pee jug in the DJ booth....just in case
Nightmare - 2006-01-30 10:50:14
Sweet Hey-Soos on a pogo stick!

What were you thinking? a man your age jumping into a fracas like that! you could have been hit and lost control of the bladder, and then you would have been forever known as the PeePee don't need that.
Fuzzy Grey - 2006-01-30 12:02:10
Wow.. that's such a good idea to get out of my next tab!!!
DanjerusKurves - 2006-01-30 12:37:05
Urinate? if you had a bigger pee-pee you'd be a TEN! ... and that, I hope, will be the corniest thing I type today.
vitamin c - 2006-01-30 13:48:37
So, what you are saying is I can drink myself silly, start a fight, get heaved to the curb and my bar tab is forgotten? Wow. I'll take a few kicks to the belly for free alcohol!
todd's mom - 2006-01-30 15:08:25
you people dont get it. if you have given your credit card for the tab, they just keep it and charge you anyway. it's happened to me before.
Meany - 2006-01-30 18:17:00
You should have peed on the dudes fighting. It could have been, like, your LEGACY. Those guys would NEVER have forgotten you. And you still would have urinated!
bobeany - 2006-01-30 19:04:45
meany, you're my new hero.
michelle Hetchler - 2006-01-30 21:01:06
UB, haven't you seen "Billy Madison"? ALL the cool kids pee their pants!
Mel - 2006-01-30 23:41:23
I'm just glad I wasn't the only one who thought the perfect solution would have been for Bob to pee on the fighters.

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