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Comments:
Meghan - 2006-02-01 08:15:00
I'm first. Haha.
Speaking of your recent adventure to sexual slang, you should check out Craig Carmean (www.craigcarmean.com). It features his song, "Dirty Sanchez."
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FuzzahGreyah - 2006-02-01 08:26:28
Wow, I've never been so high up! I totally forgot what I was going to say.
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Sandra - 2006-02-01 08:46:44
With entries like this, you wonder why he's still saying goddammit??!
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Emmalouwho - 2006-02-01 08:53:40
Your Thomas the Tank Engine stories with your son are great. When my son was 3-4 he did the same thing. It was hilarious listening to him talk like a proper British gentleman. Now that he's 7, what I would give to go back to that!!
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dom - 2006-02-01 09:16:42
did you explain those fun slang words at the dinner table with andrew present? and then you wonder why he talks the way he does?
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Brandi - 2006-02-01 09:31:37
Goddammit Uncle Bob! Wash that boy's mouth out with soap! :-)
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sniffable - 2006-02-01 09:54:12
I thought andy dick's explanation of the "rusty trombone" was even funnier.
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BigPimpinMBA - 2006-02-01 10:57:20
Keeping with the shitting on your lovah' theme: Look up "Chili Dog" and "shit" into Yahoo. What a wonderful technology the internet is that we can find out about sexual acts in an instant instead of having to ask one of our dumbass friends while hanging out behind the convenience stores on our BMX bikes, looking for any discarded Playboys in the dumpster. Not that I know anything about such things.
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The Boy - 2006-02-01 11:22:24
Just rent the 40-year-old Virgin and get the complete list... from Arabian Goggles to the Hot Karl... it's all in there.
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Barb - 2006-02-01 11:45:41
I lead such a sheltered life. sigh. I guess I'm vanilla.
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DanjerusKurves - 2006-02-01 15:58:42
Holy shit ... and goddamn straight... is it too early to start threatening Andrew with no Easter eggs if he doesn't clean up his dirty mouth?
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Jendra - 2006-02-01 23:05:59
God, that's funny. Kids swearing is no good, but you can't help but appreciate the humour, godammit.
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Squeakzilla - 2006-02-02 12:09:31
I wonder what has transpired with mankind that necessitates these sexual scatological classifications? Don't get me wrong, I see the humor in the naming conventions. But, my gawwddd...
I get creeped out with a baby's dirty diaper (hold them at arms length, with a pair of tongs)!
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MrsSquidley - 2006-02-02 16:45:16
Andrews cussing could be a sign he's looking for attention. It all starts with a few cuss words and ends up with drugs or guns or both! Stop your damn sex shit and start paying attention to that kid before he goes Lizzy Borden on your ass some night when your back is to him and your typing sex shit on the computer. OR you could do what my Mom did with us kids when we first learned cuss words... ignore them! lol It worked too. We eventually stopped because Mom stopped noticing the bad words.
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living abroad, used to love uncle bob - 2006-02-03 07:54:59
not wanting to be preachy but dude! the strawberry shortcake was a bit much. you've got quite the gift for humor and i've really appreciated the laughs i've gotten from your site, but you've lost a fan over that one. call me prudish but i don't like that image in my head!
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Special K - 2006-02-03 09:51:21
Love all the names. As someone mentioned the 40 year old virgin on the extras they mentioned how fun that was to make 1/2 of those up so I don't know how many of them were real until that point. (Gawd at the thought of some, I hope they are totally fake..ugh though I know the DS has been around for quite sometimes and don't worry, most people have their own version of it. We had a whole conversation over a game of poker on what it meant and Wypedia cleared that right up.
Oh and you can just tell people that Andy has Tourette's ;) Might be all that Princess cereal that is making those colorful words. I mean, a boy can only eat so much pastel and crowns before that happens ya know.
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candoor - 2006-02-03 13:32:12
it figures I found my way back here for this... it's almost as if you knew I want coming...
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candoor - 2006-02-03 13:35:02
yeah, was coming, typos, huh? :)
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erin - 2006-02-03 14:34:59
hahahah, candor!
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erin - 2006-02-03 14:35:15
hahahah, candoor!
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boobula - 2006-02-03 15:37:01
I like the Screamin' Seagull myself. Go on, I know you're going to look it up anyway.
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Special K - 2006-02-03 16:19:09
from 40 Yr old Virgin... all real, like UB's titties
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ang - 2006-02-03 17:06:17
I knew the first two (thanks urbandictionary.com) But the Strawberry thing... well that's just fucking nasty man. Gag!
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Sally - 2006-02-03 18:56:16
When I was in college, we gave a pledge of my co-ed fraternity the pledge name of Admiral Filthy Sanchez. He had NO idea what it was, which made it even better!
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Nightmare - 2006-02-04 13:22:09
My cousins used to cuss like sailors on leave when they were that age, it was so funny! We couldn't stop them because we were laughing so hard. They eventually grew out of it , but not until they had kids of their own.
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Jamie - 2006-02-04 14:18:53
Ya know... shit like this makes me wonder about mankind. Really... people get off on this?
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