Comments:

Not Cindy Crawford - 2006-03-13 08:01:35
Dayum, that was a long post :o)
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Mark - 2006-03-13 08:12:41
Hey! You didn't say FIRST!! SECOND!! Whoo boy... that was close
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Not Cindy Crawford - 2006-03-13 08:47:39
I said "First" once but it didn't change my life...I am still looking for my billionaire :oP
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Andy - 2006-03-13 08:57:36
Christ sakes. From you super duper web site, you say that you have back up equipment just in case something like this happens. You Puss.
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Roger the Swede - 2006-03-13 09:32:11
Had it really been better to know that cds doesnt work? Think about logging crates of vinyl onto that boat. :D Anyhow, doesn't your karaoke deck have the capability to read cds? Hard to beatmix, but better than silence. (BTW, i've been in that same situation so nowadays I always have an old Denon 2000 with me. Those puppys never fail.)
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Durannie - 2006-03-13 10:35:55
Oh, UB. Are you LONELY in your NIGHTMARE?
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Perry Como's German Crack Whore - 2006-03-13 10:39:46
Hey Not Cindy! You can have my ex, Perry. I'm tired of the early night -- I'm going to see if the Big Pimpin' MBA has a desk job for me.
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Jen - 2006-03-13 11:03:29
Silly Uncle Bob. Nothing is more difficult to maneuver than a drunken child.
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Anastasia Beaverhousen - 2006-03-13 11:38:13
Maybe now you'll finally stop having that nightmare.
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The Boy - 2006-03-13 13:07:42
nice... oh and ROLL TIDE !!
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Meany - 2006-03-13 14:08:21
Geez, you could've at least thrown a zombie or two into the story. What kind of nightmare doesn't have carnage?!
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Diet GURU - 2006-03-13 20:28:51
did'ja lose a couple pounds? Maybe you'd better do more them gigs......I'm just sayin'.....
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carolyn - 2006-03-14 08:04:45
Ah, at least the Bama Belle didn't run up under a barge or anything.. I mean, things COULDA been worse. Or a sorority girl coulda fallen overboard and you got the blame. Surely your nightmares are better than ordinary "stuff failure."
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Rora - 2006-03-14 10:53:35
Oh, Uncle Bobb-o. I had a party for my Sweet 16, and my cousin was the DJ. He bragged for months about what a great DJ he was. The day of the party he was 2 hours late, he played probably 2 songs off my list of 140 (they weren't bad songs, either), and hardly anyone danced. On top of it all, he made us pay him 400 dollars... MY COUSIN! Where, my other cousin who was the make up artist asked for nothing... and she's a damn professional. Too bad you don't live near me, I wouldn't have minded the 30 seconds in between songs... truely.
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DanjerusKurves - 2006-03-14 12:45:18
Well, at least you were fully clothed!
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Bubble boy - 2006-03-14 15:09:42
That's true carolyn. I could see UB turning on the bubble machine, the flashing lasers, and folks slipping and slidding around while blind...right off the edge of the boat.
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Mythots - 2006-03-14 15:43:40
I cant fuckin believe you held my interest that long to read all of that! LOL 30 seconds doesnt seem long at all to me either, sounds like just enough time to order and take a shot! *wink*
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Drew - 2006-03-21 11:18:45
Hey UB - might want to think about a few hundo in some backup iPods for such occasions as your nightmare gig...who knows, you might make the big leap into 2003 and ditch CDs for good.
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2006-03-21 18:34:40
At least you weren't up on a platform teetering on the edge of the boat (:
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