NeoCleo - 2006-07-21 18:57:34
I knew you'd come back sooner or later. But that jokey thing you said about the book? And the thinky thing you said about the book? They wasn't funny nor was they perticully smart like your usual selfness. So, as one of your readers who stated thusly when you flaked off months ago, I wish to state once again, with feeling, WRITE THE DAMN BOOK. One day at least if not in the near future. Because really, you "could have class", you could be "a contender." Avoid the one-way trip to "Palookaville" by spitting out that great American novel that supposedly resides in every person but really only exists in a few luck souls. And . . . I'm glad you're back. I missed ya, ya big lug.
witch - 2006-07-21 19:23:08
Yay for you being back!!! I have nothing else that is interesting to say... I just wanted to say yay for you being back!!! ~bless~
Mel - 2006-07-21 22:22:25
Have you ever seen Rocky Horror? Because you're describing the thing that Magenta and Riff do, except they keep their fingers together and use both hands...
tophermo - 2006-07-22 00:46:42
Pssst. Hey man have you heard... Uncle Bob is back in hizouse. Yeah I'm not so hip either. I was checking one last time before I removed from my favorites and BAM, I had already missed your first return entries. Favorites intact.
tophermo - 2006-07-22 00:49:24
in THE hizouse. before I removed YOU from. Pity me.
Woman - 2006-07-22 10:17:10
You're wrong about Mexicans. They all stay up very late, and need more sun than us white people. You'd never be able to tell they're Mexican if they avoided it. Then people would start thinking they were from the middle east, and illegal immigration, for them, would go straight down the toilet.
telemarketer - 2006-07-22 13:24:47
Unca Bob.... at work we have a lot of folks who want to shake your hand every time you pass by them. I've watched a lot of them pick their noses and/or shake hands with others who have just done the same... I don't want to seem rude, so I've adopted the 'fist' handshake.... it's where both guys make a fist and you 'collide' your fists for a real knuckle cruncher And it's okay to even back it up with a little pizzzazzz to let em know your not a whussy..... A couple of good collisions and sometimes they don't seem so anxious to shake hands..... Otherwise, handshaking the traditional way would have me running to the restroom constantly to wash my hands... the knuckle collision handshake seems to solve the problem :)
no name - 2006-07-22 22:17:55
Welcome back, U. B.! Love your handshake; that would be fun to do during the "Passing of the Peace" at church. Would just have to tell the congregation that is what the denomination adopted, and they would buy it. Would feel kind of sorry for visitors. Kind of. Sort of. Not really...
Fuzzy Grey - 2006-07-23 17:28:55
I am so glad you mentioned the "16 bar instrumental" thing... I'm trying to negate the damage Swingers has done to Las Vegas/my psyche.
sniff - 2006-07-24 11:23:12
I also have abandoned the traditional handshake, and adopted the lesser ysed variant, the "introductory knee to the groin."
Dev - 2006-07-25 09:15:19
The people who sing the text of whatever the guitar solo / instrumental break will be, are the same people who have to read everything aloud in books or magazines. Or billboards. Or skywriting. No inner voice at all.
Cara - 2006-07-25 21:58:25
Today my sister told me over the phone that Uncle Bob was back to updating... A tear came to my eye as I checked, and saw it was true.

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