Comments:

mnlady - 2006-09-27 08:29:32
You know, if you BUY the woman a new house, how will she ever learn? Oh, BTW....FIRST???????
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B - 2006-09-27 08:31:57
First!?
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B - 2006-09-27 08:32:32
Crap!
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boredlaura - 2006-09-27 08:50:33
Glad I wasn't at TV trivia night. I would've lost $100. Damn my Britishness!
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Jane - 2006-09-27 09:33:24
Can't wait for the Vegas update.
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smarmy - 2006-09-27 09:50:29
Oooh! Oooh! Come to MY town! I want to be hypnotized to take all my clothes off!!!! Or, I want to be hypnotized, and I'll take my clothes off. Heck, my clothes are off already, COME HYPNOTIZE MEEEE!!!!
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Chris - 2006-09-27 10:12:00
That is the world's luckiest drunk. Dude, I can't believe that your family won't support your dream of being a hypnotist. What losers.
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awittykitty - 2006-09-27 12:14:47
I went to a shrink who did hypnosis to help me lose weight. I lost 65 pounds. I'm not sure, but I think HE might have been naked during my session.
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vitamin c - 2006-09-27 12:25:29
It's about time we hear from you again. I thought you were popping popcorn getting ready to watch the new Shut Up Corey! Feldman Reality Show.
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Elisha - 2006-09-27 13:01:03
I kind of liked that Heroes show. It was pretty good, but I guess that's because nobody was talking to me and I could actually pay attention.
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Jamie - 2006-09-28 11:06:35
Missed ya UB. And for what it's worth, we all believe in you. I mean, it's not worth a whole lot, but it's something.
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Squeakzilla - 2006-09-28 11:27:54
UB, I usually sleep extra before a jaunt to Las Vegas. I find it impossible to sleep there and I'm not trying to sit through a seminar or training session. You need more sleep to get your money's worth. On another note, I've lost my Hammer and it hurts too.
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Adam - 2006-09-28 11:32:41
You know man, anyone CAN be a hypnotist just as much as anyone CAN be anything. All it is is the power of suggestion. If you suggest it hard enough and eloquently enough, you can even get other people to believe that you're hypnotizing them, when in reality, they're suggesting it to themselves so hard that they're hypnotizing themselves just as much as you're doing it TO them! It's a simple world we live in. Just believe in something and it goes.
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Genghis Jon - 2006-09-28 12:36:36
Maybe you didn't hear me the last time Bob but I offered you a way to become a very, very wealthy man. I expected you to be writing in your blog today about how you're quitting your job and choosing which private school Andrew will be attending. Maybe someone writing a check out to YOU for ONE BILLION DOLLARS isn't that motivating, or that you're afraid it'll change you and you won't know who your friends are? Pfff, who needs 'em, you'll always have me!
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Sniffles - 2006-09-28 13:33:53
Do you know anything about hypnotism? I don't think it's so much that that don't think you can do it. I think it's more to with they just don't care. Hypotism works mostly by 1) giving a proactive speech about it, getting the audience into it, telling them how "intelligent folks get hypnotized, but only if they want to. get several people pumped up, who WANT to be hypnotized, That they volenteer for it, That they really, really really want to be hynotized and then basically tell them they are, and poof. Guess what? They are. What folks can then do, is well somtimes amazing.
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metanoia - 2006-09-28 15:32:58
I am fascinated by hypnosis. Please tell us all about how it works when you get your degree! Except the trade secrets, of course... Good luck, uncle bob!
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Cosmic - 2006-09-28 15:53:52
I think donating the Elmo dolls is great, but may I suggest something? Put them on Ebay in November and then donate the money. They will be worth their weight in gold.
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Squeakzilla - 2006-09-29 02:15:41
Sniffles, I fell into a trance reading your entry. Help...me...!
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Trudy - 2006-09-29 09:18:05
Uncle Bob is going to convention where he will be hypnotized into thinking he's a hypnotist. It's the oldest trick in the book.

I was hypnotised once and believed I as thia hooker named Trudy. I came out of it several days later and had a nasty rash, but I did make $350.
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Genghis Jon - 2006-09-29 09:39:02
One billion dollars, Bob. Deal...or no deal.
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IshKabibi - 2006-09-29 13:01:59
UB, are these your former knee-humping nephews that are coming? I would hope due to their age you won't need to wear kneepads during your 90 minutes of visiting. Can't wait for Vegas updates. Have fun and be safe.
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beth b. - 2006-10-01 21:34:13
it should be noted her lawyer is howard k. stern. no relation to radio dude howard stern. she married the K. stern. it's sad that i know that.
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pinkytusk - 2006-10-02 13:18:16
dude. those caps about sent me into a seizure.
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Awesome Possum - 2006-10-02 15:18:53
I think you'll be an awesome hypnotist! I think you should throw a party for all your avid fans and hypnotize us.
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Rachel - 2006-10-04 10:57:39
Only you can make bad grammar look good. "That gets over at 10 a.m"
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