Comments:

boredlaura - 2006-10-17 07:51:10
Is there an I Spy Shit book?
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Allyson - 2006-10-17 08:07:17
Is that what it takes to be a "Daddy?" Crap. My man is NEVER going to want to be a "Daddy." He can barely stand to change a simple wet diaper.
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mnlady - 2006-10-17 08:16:51
Don't fear. It WILL happen again. And again. And yet again. Yeah......I'm glad that phase is over!!!!
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Erika - 2006-10-17 08:50:13
We went for a weekend, ok, one night at the Ritz with Larry's family and Peyton was using the restaurant bathroom when a similiar situation occurred. Except, he was standing to pee, when oops, poop shot out the back because he pushed too hard. That was fun, because the Ritz doesn't believe in paper and only has regular hand towels. UGH!
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Drew - 2006-10-17 09:15:15
Can't you hypnotize him not to shit his pant's in public? Hey..and the reverse would be a good joke to play on other folks who you don't like. Just give them the post hypnotic suggestion: "When I say the phrase "happy pant load" you'll instantly shit your pants.

It would be fun to work into meetings, or call them up on thier cell phone when they're on a date or having sunday dinner with thier grandmother; "Hello, this is UB, just want to say "happy pant load". Have a nice day". - Click -.
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Spamela - 2006-10-17 09:15:44
Holy cow that is funny!
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Barry - 2006-10-17 09:42:05
Poop is funny
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dom - 2006-10-17 09:44:40
wow. what a great mental picture for first thing in the morning.
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Ang - 2006-10-17 09:51:59
Poop may be funny, but it sucks to have to clean. Poor UB -- but, hey, thanks for the laugh!
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Cosmic - 2006-10-17 10:13:25
Hahaha. Sorry. Been there done that. Oh, and there is another one you haven't had yet that is also so very entertaining. That is when the little guy eats too much and barfs across the table in a fully packed restraunt. I once thought there should be a law that you couln't takes kids out in public until the age of 18. Ummm. Yup, I still do.
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John - 2006-10-17 12:21:20
Many years ago (25), when my daughter was about a year old, I took her for a walk in her stroller on a cool winter afternoon. She was quite happy, not fussing at all, and when we got home, I noticed that she needed a change. When I took off her snowsuit, I noticed that the smell was very strong. When I undid the snaps on her jammies, the poop everywhere - down to her ankles, down to her wrists, up around her neck, and so on. I do not know what my wife fed that kid, but, wow. I threw out the jammies - I was NOT going to be washing those - and put her into the bathtub and hosed her down with the shower attachment. To my knowledge, she never repeated that performance... but I really hope that someday she gets to experience that with her kids!
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awittykitty - 2006-10-17 12:34:03
I guess I'll try and refrain from saying "shit happens". Sorry you had to go through that. Good job though, Dad.
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Ella - 2006-10-17 13:48:19
I was eating a Petits Filous chocolate yoghurt when I read that. If you're not already aware, it looks like shit. Um...This may be a completely stupid question, but what did Andrew wear when he went back outside? The shit-covered underwear?
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Natalie - 2006-10-17 15:29:26
That was friggen' hilarious! I'm still laughing.
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Livie - 2006-10-17 17:19:20
hahaha! Welcome to parenthood!
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Meany - 2006-10-17 18:48:13
HAHAHAHAHA! Thank you for making my day seem exponentially less sucky. I am definitely not ready to have kids ...
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Not Cindy Crawford - 2006-10-17 23:25:50
Poopapalooza...hahahahahahahaha!
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Joyce - 2006-10-17 23:43:40
Happened to me once at WallyWorld, except it was on everything including the floors into the layaway dept. After I got him cleaned up and had a pile of crapped out clothes in the floor, I asked the guy at the counter for a bag, and he launches into what looks like a lengthy reason why he cannot,when his co-worker, who saw us go in and had to call for a cleanup person, touches his shoulder and says "dude just give her the bag... you don't want to know". I like to believe we kept him from early parenthood.
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mattie gee - 2006-10-18 09:56:50
happened. once. brand new target store. stain still on carpet in baby section. still provokes a chuckle when we are in tha store.
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fuzzy - 2006-10-18 11:19:21
*snort* I must laugh, cuz I can totally relate. Freakin kids. sigh
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Squeakzilla - 2006-10-19 02:17:11
Same thing happened to me last week. Not what happened to you, what happened to Andrew. (...and that's just about all I have to say about THAT!)
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Andy - 2006-10-19 09:54:20
Squeakzilla, The asme thing happend to you last week? !?!?! you shit your pants in the book store? that's just gross.
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pinkytusk - 2006-10-20 17:10:58
your john mark karr comment killed me.. i almost crapped my pants laughing..
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Talleyho - 2006-10-21 19:25:50
Which is why God (being the woman that She is) invented diaper bags that one carries on every outing...those bags also hold baby wipes and a complete change of clothes (do NOT forget a pair of shoes, gravity loves shit, oh yes it does!) And every child needs one stocked and ready to go until the age of 21, send it off with them to their first apartment.
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Amnesia - 2006-10-23 12:37:52
Wow - that is some messed up shit. You know, in the literal sense. Yes, I think I am funny. Thank you for asking.
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