Cosmic - 2007-02-01 14:51:15
Your refrigerator story made me laugh. terry and I went out to eat one night. When we were finshed, the waitress asked if we wanted to take the rest home. Terry answered, "Yes, she'll take it home and put it in the fridge. It will keep the 4-day old Chinese food company."
Erika - 2007-02-01 15:00:35
I am in the EXACT same boat as you. Work is sooooo slow right now. We pray for a hurricane to hit. (you know except for how much it makes everyone else's life suck.)
B - 2007-02-01 16:35:26
I was running through my 4782374893 cycle of checking 'my' websites when I happily noticed you updated yours! Wheeee! I killed 46.9 seconds! But fuck cleaning out the microwave! That's just going too far...
Chris - the Original Chris - 2007-02-01 16:58:29
When the microwave is done you can conquer the fridge...but then there won't be anything to do tomorrow
Spammolester - 2007-02-01 17:15:41
And then you bury yourself in debt buying useless shit on whim.
DanjerusKurves - 2007-02-01 17:48:52
Which is why I make it a point to bring a library book to work every day!
msk2 - 2007-02-01 19:49:23
bored, bored, bored. I should be thankful that I don't have a job where I actually have to work.
Allyson - 2007-02-02 08:17:43
The only thing worse, is when you know you're quitting your job in four months, and no longer feel like doing any of the things that you could be doing, anyway.
hardhead - 2007-02-02 09:13:50
Man oh man. I am not alone. I'm starting a 3 month notice and it's exactly what my day looks like. except I pretend to go to the Post office for some important mail and I'm driving around listening to the humor program on the radio. and I'm digging through your archives A LOT. read all the 2006 and am going through march 2005 today !
Ang - 2007-02-02 10:19:41
Uh....can you really get hepatitis from the office microwave? My mom used to scare me with STD/public restroom stories . . . now I have the microwave to fear! And, the stink part of your entry -- the shrimp/dog ass..... Oh man, I laughed out loud!
mattie gee - 2007-02-02 11:18:58
how are you supposed to know when its just shrimp and when it actually IS dog ass?
nance - 2007-02-02 17:21:57
UB, I laughed so hard I almost spewed cheese popcorn out through my nose!! And I am at work. . .of course. Sounds like an episode of The Office, to me. Keep up the good work, er, writing.
susan - 2007-02-03 11:10:50
SOB my work just blocked unclebob's site :( bastards!!!!
Fuzzy Grey - 2007-02-03 17:53:38
I don't believe for a second that you cleaned out the microwave.
ZQF8 - 2007-02-05 09:59:12
UB, thank you for not calling them "the" Talking Heads. Not that I'd ever think someone of your musical caliber would do such a thing, but whenever I hear "hip DJs" on the radio saying, "we'll be hearing from THE Talking Heads up next" it makes me cringe. They're one of my favorite bands, so of course my iPod shuffle avoids them like the plague, and even though I love the White Stripes, 3 out of every 10 songs played are by the White Stripes. Which drives me slowly insane.
Hannah - 2007-02-05 19:54:34
I enjoyed your entry - I never get quite that bored at work, but I do check and recheck my favorite websites all day long.

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