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Kitty Mac - 2007-06-28 07:57:36
Did you get the friggin Mayo??
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kanyoo ceemee - 2007-06-28 08:58:46
It really is amazing what one can handle with a little xanax!
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awittykitty - 2007-06-28 10:31:05
Xanax rules. And why not let the nephew babysit Andrew? They're (meaning Librace types) are a helluva safer around kids than a real perv (who are universally 100% straight). The worst than can happen? Andrew will learn the lyrics to "CATS".
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Natalie - 2007-06-28 12:04:39
"...and her sister was on all fours eating crumbs off the kitchen floor." That was, by far, the funniest comment I've heard all year.
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Natalie - 2007-06-28 12:05:38
Sorry, the funniest comment I've "read" all year.
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Squeakzilla - 2007-06-28 14:21:52
The only thing less guilt and trauma free than hovering on the brink of senility is being fully delusional. I should know.
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michele - 2007-06-28 14:35:09
if i weren't at work while reading this, i would have laughed so hard that I'd have fallen out of my chair! good stuff! yeah..and I thought i heard an odd squeaking sound down here in Ft. Lauderdale recently... *wink*
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Dingo and the Baby - 2007-06-28 15:03:12
Return the swing to the store.

Your wife has a secret stash of one of the most abused anti depressants and that doesn't concern you? Maybe you two should sit down and catch up a bit with each other?
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rierie - 2007-06-28 19:14:42
Lithium grease should take care of the squeak ... if you can find it.
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Spenkadink - 2007-06-28 19:55:45
Your nephew is abit feminine and he's not allowed to babysit anymore... Shocking :P....
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Jamie - 2007-06-28 20:06:50
I once dated a guy who knitted, and he couldn't get it up at all. Just say'n.
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Katie - 2007-06-28 21:29:43
Nice homophobia there. Take another Xanax.
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Anon - 2007-06-28 22:57:03
It's purl, not pearl. purl, purl, purl!
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dweeble - 2007-06-29 00:45:41
Xanax is a sedative, not an antidepressant. In fact, like all other sedatives, including alcohol, it is actually considered a depressant... not in the sense of making someone clinically depressed, but it certainly would tend to worsen someone who is depressed. Still, a tale with the wife might be a good idea...
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dweeble - 2007-06-29 00:46:24
Talk with your wife, not tale, talk...duh...
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Rob - 2007-06-29 17:04:26
what's so bad about your nephew babysitting? worried that Andrew might "catch the gay"?
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Pearl - 2007-06-29 17:44:01
I think he's afraid Andrew might seduce his cousin!
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Manda - 2007-06-29 20:31:55
Is the "gay nephew" Pervy "the porn surfer" or is this another "gay nephew"?
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IV:XX - 2007-07-02 09:08:06
You can "catch the gay"? All these years and I never knew - I must have a natural immunity! An excess of anti(male)bodies, perhaps?
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Xena - 2007-07-02 12:38:33
I LOVE Xanax for in-law visits. My in-laws think I'm quiet and reserved, when in reality I'm just pilled up. I carry a bottle in my purse for just such an occasion.
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nellymom - 2007-07-03 12:09:22
Gay doesn't equal perv. If you want a sterotype, I'd say gay equals show tunes, Barbra Steisand, and/or a snappy dresser. Legal drugs are always good for in-laws. That, or alcohol.
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Bix Bender - 2007-07-04 07:40:52
For years, I mis-heard "No man is an island" as "No mayonnaise in Ireland". That still makes me laugh. Behold! The power of Xanax!
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michelle - 2007-07-12 20:10:17
just for the record, dweeb...Xanax is in the class of benzodiazepines...prescriped mainly for anxiety as well as depression, among other conditions. check your local PDR.
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michelle - 2007-07-12 20:11:43
just for the record, dweeb...Xanax is in the class of benzodiazepines...prescriped mainly for anxiety; but can also be prescribed for depression, IBS, PMS and agitation, among other conditions. check your local PDR.
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