Cosmic - 2007-07-21 07:44:49
I'm just thinking about it being years ago and posting her kids birth announcements in the paper. "Donald and Gay Mann announce the birth of...."
Tee hee - 2007-07-21 09:53:36
If it were me, I would've changed my name to Gayle a looOOOOoooOOOOooOOOoooong time ago...
yer old roomie - 2007-07-21 13:08:25
I worked at a restaurant with a server named Gay Rude. The guest checks would print out at the top "Your Server Is ..." and then add the server's name. Hers said "Your Server Is Gay". That was just slightly worse than if she had used her last name..."Your server is Rude." She was neither, for what it's worth.
awittykitty - 2007-07-21 19:06:00
Yeah, I dated him too, except he really know...a Gay M@n.
RDC - 2007-07-21 23:28:36
What possesses people in her situation that they don't say "Um, honey? I'm keeping my last name." Unless it was something worse, like Hoar.
gg - 2007-07-22 01:43:03
I think you're safe from her finding you out here...unless of course she's an avid reader of the blog already. Also, you know, in her generation gay probably still meant "happy" to most people. So now that she's older, what does she care, right. gg
Not McGay - 2007-07-22 09:16:23
I work in a call centre. Best names so far: Mr. McGay, Mr. Bearcock, Wayne King and Mrs. Man Dong.
stepfordtart - 2007-07-22 13:06:38
*snigger*. (sorry, cant think of anything cleverer than that.) s x
Nancy - 2007-07-22 19:44:35
Ha ha! we have a real estate lady in our town named Madonna Hoar! Her signs are all over town lol
Squeakzilla - 2007-07-23 04:31:47
Elementary school classmate: Horace Dix.
ChristineQ - 2007-07-23 08:43:48
There's a real estate agent in Maryland whose name is Gay Horny. My absolute favorite name!
Drew - 2007-07-23 10:36:01
Yea, but this is an OLDER woman, and "Gay" didn't mean then, what it means now.

I bet this woman was married 50 years ago, and back then "Gay" ment 2 guys who sucked each other off and then rammped thier dicks into eachother's anus's (Anusus, Anusi?)

Oh wait...that is the same. Never mind. (and I don't think you want your son sleeping on these sheets, unless you want him to catch the gay.At least wash them in bleach)
Booger - 2007-07-23 12:33:19
I once knew a lady who's name was (and I shit you not)"Mary Bigdicksucker"....oh wait, that's just what we called her. Now that I think about it, her real name was Mary Donaldson or something.
Natalie - 2007-07-23 18:01:54
HAHAHA @ the last name Hoar. My sister went to school with a guy named Harry Ball. He went by his middle name (can't remember what it was), but on the first day of class the teachers always called him by what was printed on the roster - First and Last name.
dweeble - 2007-07-23 18:40:57
I once worked with a doctor named "Michael Hunt", who went by "Mike". To hear "Mike Hunt" paged overhead was always a treat!
fido - 2007-07-26 15:28:43
We have a realtor in town named "Dick Short". Same thing, signs all over town.
Doug - 2007-08-01 13:29:24
Well my school friends included: Jim Locker Tom A Hawk Tom Sawyer Robin Hood My Dad has a friend named Harry Heine (pronounced hiney)

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