Dave - 2007-09-07 09:00:13
Woo hoo! Number one! Unca Bob, can I shove my finger up your ass too? It sounds so fun! I just wanna see the expression on your face. Make sure Doctor Dude doesn't have both hands on your shoulder when he does it, ha ha!
IV:XX - 2007-09-07 09:32:56
Dave: The doctor puts both of his hands on your shoulders to get more leverage. At least that's what mine says when I go in for my monthly checkup. What's the problem?
adoring fan - 2007-09-07 09:39:42
It's always like a hundredaire on a half inflated truck tire for me so consider yourself lucky. Just try and think happy thoughts of unicorns, that makes it magical.
UB Junkie - 2007-09-07 11:09:48
is it wrong that this post made me laugh out loud? maybe I'll feel dirty... when I stop laughing at UB's ass issues...
bleedenheart - 2007-09-07 17:47:32
i have to say that going to the gyno is no fun day in the park...but i'd pick it over having a finger shoved up my ass anyday!
awittykitty - 2007-09-07 18:00:10
"So I wiped the tears away with it!" Ha!! That one really made me laugh. And incidently, its not 18" long. Its only about 13" long and my shrink said to never expect a man to live up to the size of that bitchin' dildo. Heh, no wonder I like my shrink so much. Its so wrong, but he's so funny. Great entry, UB.
Bix Bender - 2007-09-07 21:07:01
You're a weasel dick. I hope you have cancer. And survive.
Squeakzilla - 2007-09-08 12:36:52
As the Doc is snapping on the glove and I'm dropping trou to assume the position; I always nervously say, "Gee, aren't you at least going to offer me a drink first"?
PokednotPokey - 2007-09-09 12:29:25
I remember going to a gynie and not only did I get a lighted speculum up the cooter (can you say lightsaber?) but I got a finger up the butt as well. Needless to say I didn't go back to that one. I don't go there for butt health, thankyouverymuch.
lucas - 2007-09-12 06:34:58
oh holey shit. i shot my morning coffee out my nose uncle bob. you are too fucking funny.

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