Back Door Man - 2008-02-08 09:35:20
My wife used to be the same way - now she's a freak. Must be something about turning 30. Either that or something her boyfriend taught her...
stepfordtart - 2008-02-08 12:37:35
My first time in the US, my (then) husband and I watched porn on the hotel TV and then when we came to pay the bill we looked aghast at the desk clerk and said in our best British Accents "Do we look like the sort of people who watch that filthy stuff?" and he had to admit that we didnt and took it off the bill. Hoorah! s x
awittykitty - 2008-02-08 12:50:36
Oh those filthy pervs who had the room BEFORE you. Having porn listed on your bill would really be horrifying. I was glad when I bought sex toys once through the mail, and they came in a plain brown box. Happy 20th, by the way.
hehehe - 2008-02-08 18:48:22
Yeah, I know the feeling about being on a cruise. I never "got it" myself until my husband and I went on one for our honeymoon. After that we gabbed about it to everyone for weeks. And if all goes well, we'll go again in August...we're hooked.
oneyedog - 2008-02-08 20:20:43
I remember being completely freaked out by the SIZE of my first cruise ship. In all the brochures I read, you'd think I'd have noticed that, but just never expected it to look like a 20 story building from the outside. Did you go to any shows? The casino? Bingo? Did they have horseracing? Horseracing (fake horses on a fake track, announcer in the corner, audience screaming - that was my favorite, but probably cause I won more than lost for a change!
Lance Yelvington - 2008-02-08 21:41:35
hey awittykitty, once I came in a plain brown box, if you know what I mean...
notawittykitty - 2008-02-10 02:53:49
well, Lance Yelvington, if by "plain brown box" you mean a wool sock in a paper sack, then HELL YEAH!

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