TigreFatalis - 2008-10-09 11:43:00
That was too funny, Uncle Bob. A classic dose of irreverence and wit. You brightened my morning immeasurably. Thank you.
AssBurgerBoy - 2008-10-09 12:06:06
I guess its better than "I hope you like prison, you bottom feeding 419 scammer. Seriously, I have my own fucking problems, and here you expect me to give a shit about yours. I don't even give to charity and tell the Mormons to get fucked whenever they come knocking on my door even though they're not even selling me anything except free religion. So, yeah. Think of me when you're playing butt darts in prison, asshole. PS: Interpol just got wind of your I.P. address and location and will be momentarily raiding your location. Cheers, you tosser." That might have been funny too, but heck if I know. I've not had much sleep last night.
awittykitty - 2008-10-09 17:13:31
Sorta reminds me of the letter I wrote back to LUVSHOOKERS69 from MySpace who wanted to be "friends". Gotta keep these guys honest, right Uncle Bob? Very funny stuff!
Kathryn - 2008-10-11 01:48:15
I can't believe you didn't catch that he has "defiled all medical treatment". Clearly, if he defiled the system, he kind of brought the lack-of-cure and subsequent death on himself. When he gets back to you, make sure to remind him of that.
Squeakzilla - 2008-10-11 15:13:53
I was going to say I defile an esophagus every chance I get and never gave a second thought about cancer. ABB: Let the M's in, they'll clean up your house, do the dishes, the whole thing! I'll bet if you string them along, they'll probably paint your house. I didn't do this personally, but a, uh, 'good friend' told me about it. Then, afterwards, I, uh, I mean 'he' kicked them out. Yeah, I've been lurking, Big Time.
lorrie - 2008-10-14 00:00:24
sniff, sniff....the poor man! Uncle Bob, how could you even think of taking his money! You should send him a cashier's check immediately for at least 100k!

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