Carrie - 2008-10-28 12:20:21
If it helps and he'll use it, buy a bottle of hand sanitizer. It works for my kids when the sinks are a mess or the soap is empty (happens alot at gas stations or they just have this gross 100 year old bar of soap...*shudder*) but it's cheap and it works. He might like the scented ones too :) hope it helps :)
Michelle - 2008-10-28 15:57:55
The wal-mart ones are the worst! I can never get those damned things to work.
Cherry - 2008-10-28 17:05:17
About 15 years ago at a previous job, my friend and co-worker alerted me to the biggest piece of shit in a toilet bowl in the ladies room. So of course I had to go investigate myself. This thing had to be the size of an extremely large Idaho potato in girth. I don't know how the woman had been able to push that thing out of her without tearing her asshole. It was so big that apparently it couldn't be flushed down the toilet (assuming she did try to flush - or perhaps she was proud of her shit and wanted all to see?).
awittykitty - 2008-10-28 18:29:51
It was my first day on the job at Waldenbooks in my 20's when I did the biggest poop evah! The damn thing clogged the toilet and water started pouring over the top of the toilet in a bathroom that was also used for storing boxes of new books....and there was no plunger. I was panicked! I tore off a cardboard box lid and started chunking down the large turd inside the toilet as it was STILL overflowing. Oh Good God of Mercy. It finally went down, but I had to clean the poop tainted tsunami all over the bathroom floor. This all took about 15 minutes. I'm sure my boss wondered what happened to the new girl in the bathroom. So kudos to you and Andrew in your poop experience.
debthelurker - 2008-10-28 21:36:05
So my daughter taught me this when she was six: put your damn hand right on the black sensor. Close. That's it. Now the water runs.
theresa - 2008-10-29 00:54:34
gawd i hate the walmart ones. And the stupid Amish troughs... poor excuses for sinks!
Katie - 2008-10-29 17:14:04
It's the enchanted paper towel machines that bug me. You stand there doing "these aren't the droids you're looking for" so long that by the time six feet of paper towel actually shoots out you're pretty much dry. I've decided it must be latent vampire genes or something because I can never get those sensors to acknowledge me. I have trouble with automatic doors when I'm by myself too.
Bix Bender - 2008-11-01 04:47:18
Keep writin' U. Bob! It's hard to face J. Lileks w/o you! Jeez, what a creepy bastard he's turned out to be.

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