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07:50:48 - 2000-01-24

I love my dog, Maggie May.

She turns ten years old next month and her age is beginning to show.

Her days of jumping up on the bed and howling, or running down the length of the yard to jump on me are over.

Or so I thought.

When I told the vet this, he gave me two months of some Dog Arthritis Medicine.

Now Maggie acts like she's on Puppy Crack.

This damned dog is running around like a gerbil on a wheel...constantly up on something or knocking something down.

In a way, this reminds me of "Pet Semetary". My dog was on her last legs, and now she won't freakin' sit still. On our morning walks, she now wants to RUN here, RUN there.

I dunno why I told you all this. I just had time to kill.


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