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01:31:34 - 2000-02-19
Okay...I'm stumbling over the keys and TRYING to make sure this entry is fairly coherant. Lemme explain one thing...I DON'T DRINK SHOOTERS. How many did I have tonight??? I remember three at least. On top of a series of Heinekens, let's just say, I'm rather poop faced. I went out with five other people tonite. Three women, two guys. Two other couples, a single gal and me. Myself and the single girl kinda talked, hung out, slow-danced, while the other two couples made footsie wootsie. God...the damned girl made me "spin" while we slow danced. I didn't mind "spinning" her. But I felt like a dick when she spun me. Keep in mind...I'm a married man, but my wife is out of town. I'm not the cheatin' type...but I'm DRUNK. Anyway....danced with this gal...(17 years younger than me....does that make me a perv??)and when Mattie Gee and I were ready to leave, she was in the bathroom. We said goodbye to everyone and left. As Mattie was starting his car up, this gal came outside and demanded a goodbye hug from both of us. She hugged Mattie Gee. Then she went to hug me and said "Kiss me." Well. I'm a married guy. My wife's out of town on a Christian retreat. I was three sheets to the wind. What do YOU think I did??? Damned skippy, compadre. I plugged a big smacker on her lips, jumped into Mattie's car and we were off into the night. To me...drunken closed-mouth kisses are NOT cheating. Maybe I'm wrong here...but I be a kissin' fool. I swear to YOU ... if we ever meet, I'm layin' one on ya. And now I sit here. Lonely, despondent and incredibly drunk. Ya know...Diaryland needs some sort of IRC Channel where we can all go and chit chat. 'Cos I'm hornier than a deformed unicorn right now. I'm going to bed. Sorry for the drunken outburst here. I'll be more coherant in the morning. Promise. Hope yyer hangover doesn't kill ya...A> This Diaryland Ring of Wackos site is owned by Previous 5 Sites Previous Next Next 5 Sites Randomizer List All Members Tell me everything's going to be alright. target="_top"> document.write(' src="http://counter.bravenet.com/counter.php?id=163478&ref=' + escape(document.referrer) + '" border="0">');
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