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06:28:29 - 2000-01-16

I don't belong here.

The name should have been a tip off. "Diaryland". I has 12-year-old girl written all over it.

The cutesy flowers and kittens .... shoulda been a dead giveaway.

"Go away old man. This site isn't for you."

Tough. I LIKE it.

And,luckily for everyone involved, we live in a free society (unless you're in Canada...those Nazi bastards...)where we can say and do as we please.

So if I am a man in his mid-30s that wants to stick his diary amongst the teens here ... then I can do it.

And I'm doing it.

And you can't stop me.

Anyway ... here I am. I don't know what the hell I'm doing here, or how long I'll stay. But it's fun for now.


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