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7:15 a.m. - November 3, 2000


Okay kids...your Uncle Bob is exhausted ... so this is going to be a quickie.

The most beautiful baby in the world (naturally) was born last night, November 2, 2000 at 9:02 p.m. cst.

He's 7 pounds 9 oz ... far short of the "monster baby" that the doctor was predicting.

He's 21 inches long, which makes him the human equivalent of a stringbean.

He hates baths.

His daddy's voice can make him stop crying instantly.

He's crosseyed, but that will pass.

He's adorable.

He's not nearly as fussy as the other babies in the nursery.

He's precious.

He has no immediate deficiencies.

And he's allllll mine.

Well...Susie's too...

He's my pride and joy.

He's my boy.

And if you want to take a gander at the world's most beautiful baby and leave messages for him to tell him how adorable he is ... visit Andrew's Photo Album and leave messages to tell him how beautiful he is.

...Like we need reassurance ...

I'll update more later as time allots ... for's back to the hospital.

I love you all very, very much.



Isn't this the most adorable baby you've ever seen?

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