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09:03:01 - 2000-03-07


Heh...go here .

I guess my plans for world domination via the internet are kaput.

My God...BEEF JERKY?!?!?


I'm easily amused...alright...time to get in the shower. And you...holy shit... you just gonna sit around all day and pick yer nose and watch soaps AGAIN???

Seriously. Move along. There's nothing left to see here.

Unless you haven't read the older entries. Then there's PLENTY OF HILARITY in store for your sweet cherubic ass.

... I shoulda went into P.R. work. I can pump anything up to make it sound good.

By the way ... tonight...a new entry that I've been working on ever since I started writing on Diaryland that will BLOW YOUR FREAKIN MIND!!!!

I hope to have it up by 10 pm central time. When you read it, you will understand all that is Uncle Bob and realize that what you are doing is merely bowing down to a whole new pawn in the world of organized shams.

I'll give you a hint. It concerns me, the Pope and Ted Turner.

That's all I can say.

Oh...and lots of lesbians.

Ahem. sells in Diaryland...

Alright...seriously ... I need to get in the shower.

And yes...that's all hype. I'm not meeting the pope or Ted Turner. And the only lesbians I get in my life are the mpegs all my perv friends send me.

But...there's an awwwwwwwwful good chance I will be hanging with the original punk grrrl ONE MORE TIME in a few months.

Her initials??


Talk to ya tonite....


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