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2003-09-30 - This War With The British Must Stop Today
2003-09-29 - Hobbies ... Sleeping, Eating, Cursing
2003-09-26 - A Picture's Worth A Couple Of Words And 34 Cents
2003-09-25 - I'm One Of The Girls Now
2003-09-24 - Untitled Blather
2003-09-23 - And Now For My Next Impression ... Scarface!
2003-09-22 - She Was A Beautiful Bride ... Even With The Tobacco Juice Stains On Her Dress
2003-09-19 - Just ... You Know ... Thoughts...
2003-09-18 - Behold The Lamest Prank Ever Played On The Internet
2003-09-17 - Amish The Good Ol' Days
2003-09-16 - A Horribly Boring Entry
2003-09-15 - Are You There, God? It's Me, Jennifer Lopez
2003-09-13 - Bye John
2003-09-12 - Job Tip #515: Never Threaten To Eat Your Co-Workers
2003-09-11 - My Dentist Could Be Wanted For Murder
2003-09-10 - There's Another Superhero In Heaven Today
2003-09-09 - Bob The Builder Owes Me A New Home
2003-09-08 - U Got The Look
2003-09-05 - About Schit
2003-09-04 - It's Not Me ... It's You
2003-09-03 - Let Uncle Bob Fund Your Next Vacation!
2003-09-02 - I Will Never (Sniffle) Walk (Sob) Alone
2003-09-01 - Labor Day Tragedy
2003-08-29 - Johnny Cash Was Robbed!
2003-08-28 - Coming Soon To A Brochure Nowhere Near You
2003-08-27 - Ten Hut But You're Not Allowed To Forward March
2003-08-26 - Thank You Sir, May I Have Another?
2003-08-25 - Cranky Bastards On Ice
2003-08-22 - Thou Shalt Not Covet My Parking Space
2003-08-21 - Scrambled Thoughts
2003-08-20 - Uncle Bob's Tales From The Swamp
2003-08-19 - There's A Lot To Be Said For Crew Cuts
2003-08-18 - I'm Just Oozing With Machismo
2003-08-15 - Have You Hugged Your Local Terrorist Today?
2003-08-14 - Bears on Patrol
2003-08-13 - Would You Like Filet Mignon With That Muffin?
2003-08-12 - Satan Had A Baby And He Named The Bastard Brock
2003-08-11 - Take Me To The River
2003-08-10 - Just Typing To Type
2003-08-09 - Drunken Debauchery Has A New Name ... I Just Can't Think Of It Right Now
2003-08-08 - Welcome Back Kotter
2003-08-01 - Gigli - The Musical
2003-07-31 - All Boobs Are Not Created Equal
2003-07-30 - Back To School
2003-07-29 - Bob Hope Is Dead And I Have An Unsightly Rash On My Ass
2003-07-28 - Friday Night Fun
2003-07-27 - Uncle Bob Takes A Bold Stand Against The Recording Industry
2003-07-25 - No More Onions For You, Gramps
2003-07-25 - Those Wacky Husseins
2003-07-24 - I Wonder If They Have High Speed Internet Service In Prison?
2003-07-23 - Assloads of Crap
2003-07-22 - The Hootenanny Takes An Ugly Turn
2003-07-21 - National Lampoon's Hillbilly Vacation
2003-07-13 - Smile and Say "I Just Spent This Month's Mortgage On Some Crappy Pictures"
2003-07-12 - One Of Those Entries Where I Ask You To Go Visit Other Websites And Help If You Can
2003-07-11 - South America and You: A Children's Guide To Appreciating Cocaine
2003-07-10 - I Wanna Yank Every Red Hair Out Of Wendy's Head
2003-07-09 - Hump Your Knee For A Shilling, Guv'nor?
2003-07-08 - Jed's Dead, Baby ... Jed's Dead
2003-07-07 - Macking Out For Jesus
2003-07-03 - Bartender, Another Round Of Misery For My Friends If You Please
2003-07-02 - A Quick Public Service Announcement
2003-07-02 - I'm One Sensitive Bastard
2003-07-01 - Buddy Hackett Is Dead And I'm Fighting A Nagging Cough
2003-06-30 - Katherine Hepburn is Dead And I'm Not Feeling So Great Myself
2003-06-27 - I'm The Gay Man's Chuck Woolery
2003-06-26 - It's Time For A Career Change
2003-06-25 - Foot Meet Ass ... Kick Away
2003-06-24 - The Tuesday Fifteen ... (You Know ... Give Or Take Three Or Four)
2003-06-23 - More News Than You Should Be Allowed To Read
2003-06-21 - Tales From The Deathbed
2003-06-20 - The Amazing Adventures Of Spot The Wonder Dog
2003-06-19 - I'm Your International Lover
2003-06-18 - A New Day Begins
2003-06-17 - The Rabbi And The Mexican Whore
2003-06-16 - And Now We Return To Mutual Of Omaha's Wild Kingdom
2003-06-13 - Breakfast With Frankenstein
2003-06-12 - I ... Uhhhh... I Need A Favor
2003-06-11 - I'll Never Be Popular Because I'm Too Picky With My Penis
2003-06-08 - I'm Available For Weddings And Bar Mitzvahs
2003-06-06 - I Hate My Job
2003-06-05 - Ask Former President Gerald Ford
2003-06-04 - How To Make Really Bad Spaghetti
2003-06-03 - The Rules Of Auto-Eroticism
2003-06-02 - I Don't Know Why I Don't Go On More Vacations
2003-05-29 - Vacation's All I Ever Wanted
2003-05-28 - The Biscuits Are Already In A Jam
2003-05-27 - Honey ... Why Is Uncle Bob In Our Trash Can?
2003-05-26 - Memorial Day Is For People With Decent Memories
2003-05-25 - See Me Live!
2003-05-23 - Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
2003-05-22 - Medical Update
2003-05-21 - I've Got A Rumbly In My Tummy
2003-05-20 - Special Tuesday Plugs
2003-05-19 - Crepes Is French For "Crap"
2003-05-17 - Ask Former President Gerald Ford
2003-05-16 - Rainy Days And Postponed Softball Ceremonies Always Get Me Down
2003-05-15 - Don't Go See The Matrix
2003-05-14 - Kids Say The Stupidest G-Damned Things
2003-05-13 - Older But Hardly Wiser
2003-05-12 - My New And Improved Weekend ... Now With 10% More Sex!
2003-05-10 - I've Officially Run Out Of Worthy Plugs, So Here's Genghis Jon
2003-05-09 - Which X-Man Guy Are You?
2003-05-08 - Pip Pip Cheerio Gimme A Kiss
2003-05-07 - Help Mommy! There's An American Idol Under My Bed!
2003-05-06 - Ed And Pat
2003-05-05 - Met My Old Lover In A Grocery Store
2003-05-03 - Hot Nude Teens
2003-05-02 - Lunch Anyone?
2003-05-01 - More Classic Bob? Oh Joy!!
2003-04-30 - Is That A Puddle On Your Chair Or Are You Just Glad To ... Holy Shit!
2003-04-29 - Classic Bob Rears His Ugly Head
2003-04-28 - Hail, Hail, The Pun's Right Here
2003-04-26 - Your Saturday Morning Plugs
2003-04-25 - Free Sex Photos (Not Really ... I Need The Google Hits)
2003-04-24 - Hello. My Name Is Joe Mingler.
2003-04-23 - It's Good When Your Neighbors Fear You
2003-04-22 - In A Perfect World
2003-04-21 - I May Be Goofus, But I'd Do Anything To Be Gallant
2003-04-18 - An Easter Story
2003-04-17 - What's The Moral Of The Story, Kids?
2003-04-16 - Uncle Bob...Oprah. Oprah...Uncle Bob
2003-04-15 - Mister Bobber's Neighborhood
2003-04-14 - Hassenpfeffer, Hassenpfeffer?
2003-04-13 - Welcome To Plug City, Population You
2003-04-11 - Chee Whiz
2003-04-10 - Happy Anniver....Oh Crap!
2003-04-09 - It's All In The Wiggle
2003-04-08 - Wait A Sec ... You're Going To Pay Me Too???
2003-04-07 - Lots of Weekend News
2003-04-04 - Breaking the Chains That Bind You
2003-04-03 - A Simple Tip To Beat Daylight Savings Time
2003-04-02 - Uncle Bob's Prozac Supply Finally Runs Dry
2003-04-01 - The Revelation

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