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06:07:53 - 2000-02-18
Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick...my dick hurts. Yesterday, I was peeing, and I had to sneeze while I peed. Well, I have a habit of suppressing my sneezes (not good). So as I peed, I suppressed a sneeze. ...That was a very foolish move, Mr. Bond. I can't really put it into words, but the force that I had behind the sneeze had to be let out of my body somewhere. Since I didn't use the mouth, the force had to find another open area to leave. Ummmmm....how about my pee hole? The sneeze nearly crippled me. It felt like I peed a fireball. I'm SURE my pee hole reached four inches in diameter when that damned sneeze came out my dick. The pain was overwhelming. Plus, there was urine EVERYWHERE at this point. I tried to decide if I should mop up the urine or if I should pass out. I mopped up the urine, frantically rubbing my lil' Bob, trying to get him to feel better and make the pain go away. No such luck. Do you see a woman give birth and then 15 seconds later be ready to run a marathon? Or even mop up a puddle of errant urine?? Nope. Because of the PAIN. So, already I'm better than most women, because I just shot fire out my dick and STILL found the energy to clean up pee. Now...everytime I pee, it feels like I'm trying to pee a turtle. So...I'm trying not to pee. Actually...I'm pretty sure this is a bladder infection. I've been sucking down Coca-Cola like it's going out of style lately and that ain't a cool thing to do to your bladder. I know this because I've had this before. But it was never brought on by my penis sneezin'. Well Bob...I'm no doctor...but....
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