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4:18 p.m. - 2001-10-16


I apologize for my last entry.

In my defense, I had a whopper of an entry typed in that was ...may I say...pure genius. It was everything you've ever wanted out of an Uncle Bob entry and then some.

Sadly, it got eaten in the abyss that we shall call the goddamned internet.

So instead...I went on a rant against my new office cohabitants who I secretly love dearly but wanted to make it look like they were heathens for not blessing me.

They're great people.

It's just obvious that I'm going to have to start sneezing a little bit louder to get a "Bless You" from them.

I bet if I sneezed so hard a nasal passage popped out they'd bless me.


I just bet they would. apologies for crappy entries today.


Except for that Disneyland thing earlier today. I truly think that would work.

And I KNOW it's the Islam behind this anthrax stuff...well ... I don't "KNOW" it...but the letters have had Islamic slogans on them. know...two and two makes four...right?

Anyway...blah blah blah.

Sorry for disrupting your day.

Carry on, soldiers.

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