Comments:

Tommy - 2004-09-03 08:51:18
First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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warcrygirl - 2004-09-03 09:01:15
Good luck on your gut-busting. It looks like Frances will bypass us this time, NC hasn't had much luck with 'F' named hurricanes, i.e. Fran and Floyd. Hey, if you swallow food whole does it come out the other end whole? Do I really want to know?
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nautile - 2004-09-03 09:08:33
Hey warcrygirl, remember Hurricaine Felix? T'was another bust.

Now I've got a hankering for Krystal . . .
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MNLady1962 - 2004-09-03 09:13:49
What the hell is a Krystal? Is it some southern dish that includes some pig parts that we northerners never even think of LOOKING at, much less EATING? Just kidding. Good luck on your contest. We are all so proud.
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Bigpimpinmba - 2004-09-03 09:15:23
Sounds like the only thing that could make this an even healthier occasion would be to wash those vitamin-filled grease-bombs down with the Krispy Kreme Doughnut Drink. Mmmmm.

I can hear your arteries hardening from 1,000 miles away.
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connex - 2004-09-03 09:17:52
Hope you've got a few entertaining mags to keep you company in the bathroom after 15 of those little babies.
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connex - 2004-09-03 09:18:06
Hope you've got a few entertaining mags to keep you company in the bathroom after 15 of those little babies.
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mrscrumley - 2004-09-03 09:19:57
When my dad was in college, as an homage to Cool Hand Luke, he and his roommate tried to see who could eat 20 Krystals. My dad had to stop at 18. And I live in Chattanooga, so if you make it to the BIG ONE, let me know so I can make sure to clear my calendar and make sure I am there to witness the gluttony.
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Kelly - 2004-09-03 10:46:15
I hope we get some of the Frances fallout up here in Huntsville, as I, too, LOVE a good storm. Course I'll be working till 3am on Monday and Tuesday so it's likely I may get stuck there. Hmmm. MNLady, I believe Krystal down here is what ya'all call White Castle up there.
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Masked Mofo - 2004-09-03 11:24:32
The Famouse Krystal does look exactly like a White Castle belly bomber. They've been around for 80 years whereas Krystal's only been around for 72... I smell a rat... burger.
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Jamie - 2004-09-03 15:02:46
Dude! ENTER THE CONTEST! Screw Susie, I would be proud as hell of you.
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cosmicrayola - 2004-09-03 15:02:53
As I've gotten older, I now get indigestion eating just ONE Micky-D burger. I hardly ever finish one. There is a God.
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Lori - 2004-09-03 15:58:50
All this talk of burgers makes me want to jump in the car, drive 60 miles and get an In and Out Burger. Now THAT'S livin!
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Lori - 2004-09-03 16:01:10
Me again - found out I would only have to drive about 2000 miles to the nearest Krystal. Maybe I should do that instead?
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libraryland - 2004-09-03 20:05:21
I'm jealous that you'll be getting the good storm. I'm in Savannah, and we're now out of the "Cone of Uncertainty" for Frances. Be safe!
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Kelly - 2004-09-03 21:29:05
Lori, you would probably end up here after that 2000 miles, so bring me the In and Out Burger. Man I MISS those things!
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Notorious B.I.N.G.O. - 2004-09-04 03:40:57
Y'know if you could wallow in your shit all day with little discomfort, I would care. I really would! I'd care that you stayed the HELL away from me!
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becca (frank) - 2004-09-04 15:21:15
I can't get Krystals OR White Castle up here in Ottawa. It's just not fair. (sniffle)
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Dave G. the ex-roomie - 2004-09-04 22:40:42
Hey UB, remember that nimrod Mark Levis from school? We played lots of pranks on him. He's a Krystal exec in Chattanooga now. Hell, he might be the guy handing out the trophy for all I know. Imagine that...he could be all business-like and "congratulations, pig-boy...you're our kind of guy" and you could be all "remember when we used to tape record you whacking it in the bathroom stall? and then played the tape at Homecoming?" That'd be awesome.
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