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MNLady1962 - 2004-09-09 08:52:11
No comment. Just first.
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Bigpimpinmba - 2004-09-09 08:54:12
We used to have a "salon" in our town, where the "hairdressers" would wear lingerie. The name was Scissors and Lace, which I though was kind of witty.

I worked with this kid who was literally 14 years old and used to have the worst haircuts. (It didn't help that his entire head was a collection of cowlicks) Everytime he would come in to work after he got his hair cut, he would say, "Friggin Scissors and Lace". Even though he didn't really go there, the image of this goofy 14 year-old kid walking into the Lingerie hair salon still gives me a chuckle.
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Bigpimpagain - 2004-09-09 08:56:35
I wonder why people are never really excited by being the first one to post in the comments section of my diary.

By the way, I was second which everyone knows is much cooler than being the first one to a party.
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kat - 2004-09-09 09:16:00
I was wondering why the first lucky poster doesn't also say "Nyah, nyah, I'm FIR-IRST!"
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Andy - 2004-09-09 09:21:19
This would be an excellent idea for your Bravo sitcom entry: "Can 4 totaly hot naked chicks cut hair and still remain friends? Watch the hijinks tonight! Only on Bravo!"....Actually it's a pretty stupid idea. Nevermind.
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saidnot - 2004-09-09 09:50:08
But, by the end of the day, you'd be having your hair cut by a naked hairy-chested woman. I suppose they could have a shower set up to wash the hair off in between customers so you are getting your hair cut by a wet naked woman. But, then, they'd all end up with hairy feet when they walk back to the chairs. Its all so complicated!
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saidnot - 2004-09-09 09:50:35
But, by the end of the day, you'd be having your hair cut by a naked hairy-chested woman. I suppose they could have a shower set up to wash the hair off in between customers so you are getting your hair cut by a wet naked woman. But, then, they'd all end up with hairy feet when they walk back to the chairs. Its all so complicated!
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saidnot - 2004-09-09 09:51:08
Oops. Danged computer.
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Amy - 2004-09-09 10:16:51
I Think it's been done already. Sorry.
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Maggie - 2004-09-09 10:58:25
Uh-huh. I wanna see you try talking the wife into working for you in your new "business venture". The journal entry should be a good one. LMAO!!
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Amnesia - 2004-09-09 11:22:53
Sick, sick, sick. I think it would work!
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GoP - 2004-09-09 12:13:55
You know how salons require closed toed shoes so you don't get bits of hair making those tiny little cuts in between your toes? Could you imagine all the horrid places you would get tiny little cuts if you cut hair naked?
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Jen - 2004-09-09 12:28:47
Dude! They had this! In Nanaimo, BC, Canada, which is this wee little town on the far west coast of Canada, on an island. It went bankrupt, I hear, because the hairdressers were ugly. So, note to self: when you do open this shop, make sure you hire hot chicks only. And maybe one guy, to keep the ladies happy. Or have like, ladies nights or something.
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awittykitty - 2004-09-09 12:35:01
I don't know about naked beauticians, but I used to live on a hill above an adult club and in the summer they used to have naked car washes. All the porn-wanna-be's would come out behind this screen (hidden from the street, but up on the hill from my deck, I could see everything great) and rub your fenders seductively and get wet (woo!). And I got to see everything FOR FREE. Whee!!Aren't you jealous, UB? Of course, I'm a girl and could really give a rat's ass seeing some silocone laden bimbo trying not to get sucked under an SUV. Now that would have been enjoyable.
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RiverThames - 2004-09-09 12:39:26
I've never gone, but in Austin there are "Sexy Scissors" hair salons. But I think the girls are only dressed like, say, Hooters Girls.
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Texas Peach - 2004-09-09 12:47:08
We had a topless salon in Toms River, NJ when I lived there about 5 years ago..not sure if it is still there. The hubster went once...before I knew him...he said it was just something fun to do. So sorry Bob...your idea has already been done!
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Bigpimpinmba - 2004-09-09 13:03:42
Peach! I grew up in Toms River. I'm betting that it was the same place... Scissors and Lace! Was it on Fischer Blvd? I worked at Mrs. Walker's Ice Cream (about 1/4 mile away from S&L) since birth until my current job as a chemical engineer/ sales guy (good career change, huh?) Have fun in Texass.
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FullyClothedHairstylist - 2004-09-09 13:19:42
There's a topless salon in my city, too. (Canada). I don't know how well it's advertised, but heard about it on the news. I think it's only one chick, and the cut is about $30.00.
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Angel - 2004-09-09 14:02:43
Uncle Bob, you are a sexist pig. But then, we already knew that.
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warcrygirl - 2004-09-09 14:21:44
I think the customers should also be naked while getting their hair cut. That way everyone can itch together!
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KtZeAyns - 2004-09-09 15:45:18
I didn't know you had to wear closed toe shoes to the salon. I never do. But I don't want to get little tiny cuts, so maybe I better start paying more attention to my footwear! ...never know what you are going to learn on UBs comment section!
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Kelly - 2004-09-09 20:09:40
I think the beauticians should have to wear those smocks that some chain salons make their beauticians wear, but they can be naked underneath. And maybe the smocks can be white and have a design painting of a sexy naked woman on it. Like those swimsuit cover ups that have a painting of a skinny bikini laden woman from neck to mid thigh that us fat chicks wear to make folks think we are skinny enough to wear a red bikini :-)
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jafer - 2004-09-09 22:32:53
So who's to decide who are the ugly chicks? And what if the ugly chicks are better haircutters than the hooter chicks? Do people just come for the bad haircuts but the good boob jobs? Standard in place... good haircuts here with the fido... bad haircuts here with nice tits; your pick.
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Lando - 2004-09-09 22:43:37
YOU'LL MAKE MILLIONS! figured someone had to be encouraging.
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danelle - 2004-09-10 01:45:47
At least she didn't find your weed and write "We need to talk - Mom"
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fabglitter - 2004-09-10 10:57:13
I know of two fictionalized accounts, at least, where something similar to this has happened. On Beavis and Butthead, they go to get a haircut just to feel the chick's boobs on their shoulders (she's fully dressed, though). And in Barbershop (the first one), that Lester guy wants to turn the barbershop into a gentleman's club where you can "come in, get a trim, and GET SOME TRIM!" Hey--that could be your slogan...
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hydrogeek - 2004-09-10 14:26:58
UB, you make me laugh every time. I'm adding you as a favorite so I can have a semi-daily dose of hilarity.
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Kitty - 2004-09-11 08:39:06
LOL good one danelle. UB, that is a crazy idea, I don't think I'd want my boyfriend to go get his haircut by some bimbo at a hair salon.
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tali - 2004-09-15 17:01:02
I've heard about this one already--I think it's been done in California, but I wouldn't swear to the state.
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