Joey - 2005-08-15 07:25:31
Barry - 2005-08-15 08:00:01
Aloe vera,Bob.
kristin - 2005-08-15 08:42:56
your death-defying yard work experience just justifies my decision to not do anything productive if it is over 85 degrees. glad you lived to tell the tale.
Chunk - 2005-08-15 08:43:29
So you purchased a Mazda Bob?
Barb - 2005-08-15 08:50:11
Ooooh Uncle Bob, you are SO hot!!! Ooops... WERE so hot.
IV:XX - 2005-08-15 09:03:20
Your physical ailments are a result of the negative karma your neighbors gave you for firing up noisy lawn equipment before noon on a Sunday. Two words: Sun, screen...
Dalek - 2005-08-15 09:10:20
"voting Republican" ?!? my God man! im putting you on the prayer list now. its bad enough with the burning nut sack, but thats just sick man.
erin - 2005-08-15 10:19:28
Vinegar will take the sting out, and aloe vera will help heal. Or Walgreen's sells this amazing mentholated stuff. I don't remember the name, but it comes in a blue bottle and works wonders for sunburns.
The Boy - 2005-08-15 10:55:48
Aloe Vera... stay AWAY from the menthol blue stuff.. it has 2% aloe vs the 100% aloe stuff. I learned this after becoming Lobster-boy at Gulf Shores, AL... I didn't sleep for 2 days until I figured out the "blu-stuff" was basically hair-gel and not helping. I felt your pain, I was watermelon picking in Guntersville AL Sunday for 3 hours... in long pants...chiggers are worse than heatstroke, so I went with jeans.... Party on UB, and Grand Master Rove thanks you for the votes
MrsSquidley - 2005-08-15 11:36:48
Aloe Vera mixed with a good mild lotion(your wife will have something good to use). You need to cool that burn as well as replenish and heal that burned skin. Drink tons of water too to help heal from the inside and it wouldn't hurt to drink a few sports type drinks a day as well. You've thrown off your whole system. Eeekkkk! I've been there though and I'm feeling your pain.
a REAL MAN - 2005-08-15 12:05:29
What a bunch o' wussies! Uncle Bob 'n me know that REAL men don't need no aloha versace or sports drinks. REAL men just drink more beer to further dehydrate themselves while waiting for the blisters to rise. Then, when the blisters burst it's time to PEEL like a mofo! Thet's how REAL men handle a lil' ol' sunburn -- beer n' blisters and a good. long, peel! Oh, yeah! That is SWEET!
Blue Meany - 2005-08-15 12:16:29
You are such a pussy! You can actually stand outside during the middle of the day for FOUR HOURS without literally melting, so I say -- quit yer bitchin'.

Thanks for helping me feel like less of a weakling.
The Boy - 2005-08-15 14:57:22
Original Chris' link sent me to porn... nice , thanks for that...
Nance - 2005-08-15 15:08:30
"The Boy", click on the name link, knucklehead! Oh yeah, 14th!
DanjerusKurves - 2005-08-15 15:13:46
What, you can't sleep standing up in the shower?
BarnacleBill - 2005-08-15 17:01:44
UB. You need to go to Simile School. There you'd learn the power of writing great similes. "I was as tired as . . . a guy that was really, really tired." or something. You get the idea.
stella - 2005-08-15 17:27:19
Use Aloe and then use a lotion with oat extract, Lubriderm makes a good one, or use the Eucerin Calming Creme along with the Aloe. AND WHAT KIND OF CAR DID YOU BUY???
Jen - 2005-08-15 21:25:40
Solarcaine is the best thing ever for a sunburn. Basically, it's aloe with pain relief in it. And for the ol' nut rash, cornstarch. It's not the sexiest treatment, but your boys will thank you for it.
Kawkole - 2005-08-16 04:10:14
Glad you're okay, UB. What the hell are "aerodynamic speeds" though? :P

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