TEN FUN THINGS TO DO WHILE GETTING YOUR OIL CHANGED AT JIFFY LUBE

Tell the mechanic you bet he's pissed he didn't study more in high school NOW, huh??

When the mechanic gets under your hood, lay on the horn to let him know you know he's there.

Litter right in front of the employees and then deny it.

When the guy gets in front of your car and tries to direct you into the garage with hand signals, act like you can't make out what he's trying to convey and slam into him at 45 mph.

Ask the most pimply faced mechanic if he will be supplying the fresh oil today and see if he gets the joke. I bet he won't.

Refuse to tell them your mileage saying "A real man wouldn't ask such a thing."

Hop out of your car with a child's cowboy hat, a cap gun and an Indian headdress and then try to find a mechanic that will play Cowboys and Indians with you. If you find one, instantly throw him into an oil change pit and declare yourself the winner.

Crank your car stereo up and scream "Freebird" often.

When you hear people tinkering around underneath your car, crank your engine up and count the cuss words screamed.

Keep calling all the mechanics "Asshole."