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4:23 p.m. - 2001-07-26


I think I just discovered something.

If a woman REALLY wants to snare a man, she needs to take on the mannerisms of a flamboyantly gay man. The more she swishes, lisps and acts all gay, the more appealing she becomes to men.

Maybe it's just me.

Anyway...if you're a female and you currently don't have a man, the next time you see some guy you'd wanna hunker down with, act real gay.


Do it.

(Uncle Bob covers his mouth to keep the fit of giggles from erupting and hits the "done!" key)

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