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21:29:20 - 2000-02-10

I've recently decided to share a secret of pro wrestling with friends and family.

The hard part of your skull, at the base of your hairline and above your forehead, is one of the hardest parts of your body. For the most part, you can take any blow to that part of your head (within reason) and it won't hurt as bad as it looks.

To emphasize my point, today at work I whacked myself in the head 3-4 times with a plastic copy stand. This impressed Jamie, one of the greatest guys in the world, but definitely not one of the brightest.

So Jamie's whacking himself silly with anything he can find. Ashtrays, telephone receivers, staplers. You name it and the crazy bastard is abusing himself with it. Now he wants to be a "rassler", because he thinks he can take a blow to the head. He's last about a minute before he pissed himself.

For the hell of it, I showed my wife the nifty little trick with a cookie sheet that evening. I bent the cookie sheet over my head in one swift blast. She was more pissed than impressed.

The funny thing is, you really don't feel the hit. It happens so quick and it's basically numb anyway from all the padding.

But God...don't try it at home, land up in the hospital because you wanted to try a vase because "Uncle Bob told me to, Mom".

...I'll deny every last bit of it, you snitch.

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