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20:47:31 - 2000-01-27
I just found another cool way to get rid of telemarketers. The phone rang, I checked Caller ID and it said "Out of Area". Telemarketer. Since "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire" was currently playing in the background, I picked up the phone and just as the guy said "Hi! Is Mr...." I blurted out, "Tommy ... Who was the youngest president at his inauguration? Was it A ... Bill Clinton? B...John F. Kennedy? C....Ulysess S. Grant? or D ... Teddy Roosevelt?? The dumbass hung up Death to all telemarketers. There. I said it. I used to be a telemarketer too, so I can say these sort of things with absolutely no regrets. And the answer was D ... Teddy Roosevelt. I said Bill Clinton. ...I'll NEVER be a fuckin' millionaire ... This Diaryland Ring of Wackos site is owned by
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