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Uncle Bob
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Description: Uncle Bob is the savior of the universe and protector of all that is lame. And he has no idea how to convert a picture to be 100 x 100 pixels and not have his face stretch like fleshy taffy.

Strengths: Recognizing the good in people no matter how bad they may smell. Master of the Suck Ass Poem. A phenomenal Yes-man.

Weaknesses: Playful strippers. Peanut butter. Playful strippers covered in peanut butter.

Special Skills: Can shove an entire hamburger in his mouth at one time.

Weapons: Sharp wit. Dull knife.

Motto: If you can't laugh at yourself, find somebody stupider than yourself.

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