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12:25 pm - Friday, Oct. 25, 2002
Uncle Bob Description: Uncle Bob is the savior of the universe and protector of all that is lame. And he has no idea how to convert a picture to be 100 x 100 pixels and not have his face stretch like fleshy taffy.
Strengths: Recognizing the good in people no matter how bad they may smell. Master of the Suck Ass Poem. A phenomenal Yes-man.
Weaknesses: Playful strippers. Peanut butter. Playful strippers covered in peanut butter.
Special Skills: Can shove an entire hamburger in his mouth at one time.
Weapons: Sharp wit. Dull knife.
Motto: If you can't laugh at yourself, find somebody stupider than yourself.
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