THE HEALTH REPORT

Mmmm.

Long story short, I'm not in very good health.

I'm having a surgical procedure done on Friday to determine if I have cancer.

I've had a headache for over 24 hours and can't take any pain relievers for it. I've been awake since 2 a.m. coping with the pain.

Starting now, I'm on a liquid diet until Friday.

I have no idea how I'm going to go over 48 hours without eating solid food.

There are other things that I'd rather not go into here because they're actually too personal to share.

Oh.

And I probably have to get glasses.

Yes.

Glasses.

I know.

I can't believe it either.