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6:36 a.m. - 2005-05-23


I've been busy.

And, as a result, this diary has become dull.

But rather than the traditional "back-of-the-hand-to-the-forehead-Scarlet-O'Hara-cry-of-despair" where I claim that I'm too busy and dull to continue this diary in a desperate ploy for attention, I'll just say that when I get more time, I'll update more concisely.

In the meantime ... bullet points. Since I last updated ...

...I was involved in a hit and run accident. I was the driver. I hit. And I ran. And it wasn't my vehicle that I was driving.

...I've suffered a catastrophe of major proportions.

...I witnessed a violent attack of one neighbor on another which may have brought on one of the neighbor's death, but we're not sure yet and won't know fully until today because the wounded neighbor went back into their house and hasn't came back out yet.

Is that "Desperate Housewifey" enough for you?

More details when I have the time.

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