2001-08-31 - Uncle Bob's Butt Is All Juicy and Tender
2001-08-31 - Hi, I'm Uncle Bob and These Are My Inflamed Testicles
2001-08-30 - Taking Matters Into My Own Hands
2001-08-30 - You Know...I Was Just Thinking...
2001-08-29 - Chicketty China The Chinese Chicken
2001-08-29 - Haunted By My High School Hijinks
2001-08-28 - Scam Boy Screws The System Hard
2001-08-28 - Pain Pills And Infants Do Not Mix
2001-08-27 - Still Reeling From The Death of Aaaaaaaaliyah
2001-08-27 - The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Done
2001-08-26 - Your Typical Boring Weekend
2001-08-25 - The Flag Suit
2001-08-24 - Connie Chung's Next Interview...Fred The Retired Produce Guy from Piggly Wiggly
2001-08-24 - The Life And Times Of A Diaryland Celebrity
2001-08-23 - Barbecues, Interviews and Headaches Too
2001-08-23 - Older But Hardly Wiser
2001-08-22 - How I'd Spend Million...I'd Buy My Mother-In-Law Some New Legs For Starters...
2001-08-22 - Uncle Bob...TV Star!
2001-08-21 - I Hate To Burst Your Bubble Boy
2001-08-21 - Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned...
2001-08-21 - A Warning To My Co-Workers
2001-08-20 - Sharks Are Our Friends...You Know...If You Don't Have Any Human Friends...
2001-08-20 - Heirlooms are Overrated
2001-08-19 - The Ballad Of Uncle Bob and Big Guy
2001-08-18 - Where's Alice Cooper When You Need Him?
2001-08-17 - My Goodness...You Have A Very Tight Box
2001-08-17 - Evil Coke Machines Have Nothing On You Rotten Conspirators
2001-08-16 - Shopping With Edweird
2001-08-16 - Six Hours of Uninterupted Sleep...I Must Be Dead
2001-08-15 - I'll Clip My Toenails For Five
2001-08-15 - If My Boy Doesn't Straighten His Pansy Ass Up Soon, I'm Enrolling Him In The Fight Club
2001-08-14 - How Do You Subpoena A Shark?
2001-08-14 - I Love My In-Laws Like Hitler Loved The Jews
2001-08-13 - Sick My Ass...You On A Job Innerview!
2001-08-13 - Monday Already??
2001-08-12 - Just Another Story About My Dog's Ass
2001-08-11 - Yard Sale Rule #1...We Don't Talk About Yard Sales
2001-08-10 - I Shoulda Went To Work For The Enquirer
2001-08-10 - The Most Embarrassing Sex I've Ever Had
2001-08-09 - Uncle Bob Pulls A Mariah Carey and Freaks Out
2001-08-09 - I'll Have A Hamburger And Fries and a Tylenol Cocktail For My Boy
2001-08-08 - Maureen Reagan's Dead and Ronnie Can't Find His Slippers
2001-08-08 - Anybody Wanna Buy A Baby Dirt Cheap?
2001-08-07 - A Boring Day Can Seem So Much More Exciting When You Exaggerate
2001-08-07 - I Coulda Been The King of F'n Queens
2001-08-06 - Tropical Depress This, Beeyotch
2001-08-06 - Barry and the Boobies
2001-08-05 - Bitching About Church
2001-08-04 - A Family Outing Goes Horribly Awry
2001-08-03 - Even Divas Need To Go Nuts Now And Then
2001-08-02 - My Day So Far (in poetry form)
2001-08-02 - The Party Animal Lurks Quietly In The Shadows
2001-08-01 - Return Of The Son Of Pee Boy
2001-08-01 - Uncle Bob Declares War On The Ball Crushing Pervs
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